• Awesome: "One of my best friends is a straight girl. She's convinced I want to lick her pussy."

• Homo-politico and Elizabeth Dole nemesis Jim Neal joins The Bilerico Project.

• Is married socialite Fabian Basabe making moves on male bartenders in front of his wife?

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We're not exactly sure why, but Paper deployed "socialite" Fabian Basabe to interview Ann Coulter on fashion. Sure, Coulter looks nice in a black skirt, but so does our collective mother, so we're not convinced the conservative pundit really deserves a sartorial platform.

Regardless, Coulter dishes on getting her hair did, Rush Limbaugh's legs and the Ann Coulter Barbie doll - "Her skirt is "actual size," says the despicable politico. Of course, no interview would be complete without a little John Edwards gay-baiting:

FB: You frequently appear in short skirts. Whose skirts do you like this season?

AC: Hmmm, I'm not sure. What's John Edwards wearing? We seem to wear the same panties.

Wait, Ann Coulter wears panties? How does she keep the tentacles in place?