The girls are back in town!

As promised, here's part two of our wildly dykey game: guess the lesbian's hands!

The rules are simple: you flip the pages, read the clue and take a stab at which famous lesbian's hands are pictured.

This installment's a bit more challenging than the last one, so you'd better put on your thinking cap!

We've all heard the old joke, "You can tell a lesbian by her hands".

Well, considering a recent report backing that saying, we've decided to have a bit of fun with the politically incorrect adage and developed this fun little afternoon guessing game. Can you pair the lesbian to her hands? It sounds hard, yes, but we've provided some tell-tale clues.

Look for part two later this week!

Hoping to drum up some sales for their forthcoming Hurrah - A Year of Ta Dah DVD, Scissor Sisters are inviting fans to "Whack A Sister". Waste some of your precious work hours by sticking it to Jake, Ana Matronic and the other mad musicians. Also, if someone can explain why Del Marquis screams like a girl, we'd really appreciate it.

Game Show Networks' Without Prejudice? proves prejudgment can be at once ugly and entertaining.

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Obviously Elton John's whole internet-induced social stagnation theory ain't airtight:

Hundreds of super-powered lesbians and gays let their magical hair down at a new LGBT prom recently. They danced, flirted, elected a prom king and (drag) queen, played outdoors in their underwear at a mountain ski resort, and levitated with robotic boots and angels' wings until they crashed the server.

Crashed a server? That's, like, the craziest, nerdiest party ever! And when we say "craziest" we mean "looniest". Nerdiest, however, remains the same.