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Good Morning America's currently planning a piece on potentially gay kids. The ABC morning show posted this call:

Do you have a child under the age of 10 who you think might be gay or "gender-variant"?

If you and your child are willing to be profiled on camera for a segment to air on Good Morning America, we want to hear from you.

How terrible would that be for an unaware queer: your parents, Diane Sawyer and the rest of the nation all pondering your latent sexuality? Awkward!

We'd like to point out that we're using the same picture as ABC. It's too good to pass up - and, also, vaguely offensive. Why are tutus always pink!? They come in purple, too.

No "Fucking" In The Morning!


The world momentarily stopped spinning this Good Morning America when actress Diane Keaton dropped the F-bomb while discussing Diane Sawyer's lips: "…I'd like to have lips like that, the I wouldn't have worked on my fucking personality!… I'd be married!"

Media Rivalry Gets Nasty, Stupid

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The rivalry between NBC's Today and ABC's Good Morning America has reached a new low. NBC staffers have been coping with GMA's recent ratings leap by giving it a new nickname: Gay-MA. How clever!

Page Six reports:

Childish staffers at the Today show have been reduced to homophobic name-calling about their rivals at Good Morning America - Diane Sawyer, Chris Cuomo, Robin Roberts and Sam Champion. A network source says, "Today staffers, from top to bottom, executives to interns, refer to GMA' as 'Gay-MA' " and snicker about the hosts. GMA has been gaining in the ratings on No. 1 Today and cut its lead in half. For their part, the GMA folks are said to refer to Today as "Yesterday."

Sounds to us like GMA's a bit more grown up. Not grown up enough to turn the other cheek, but at least their not-so-loving nickname doesn't draw on school yard taunts.



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