• Everything you've ever wanted to know about your prostrate, cowboy.

• Graham Norton doesn't see children in his future. Said the queer chatter box, "I don't think I could do children. They're hard work, and what if you fuck them up?" Oh, please! Nannies take care of the children - let them worry about fucking them up. Norton also says he wants to find his "other half".

• Georgian politicians are mulling a hate crimes revival. But will they include the gays?

• It'll be a happy new year in New Hampshire and Oregon. The states' respective civil unions and domestic partnership laws go into effect January 1st.

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Speaking of people raising a stink, Britain's National Drug Prevention Alliance is "appalled" by gay comedian Graham Norton's recent lauding of mind-altering substances. Speaking with Marie Claire (Why? We don't know.) said that he's "tried loads of drugs," which he descibes as "really, really fun."

Um, duh drugs are fun, that's why organizations like the NDPA exist.

The BBC, which airs Norton's Strictly Dance Fever, came to the lad's rescue, calling his remarks "frank". Of course, the BBC was tripping balls at the time.

British comedian/professional gay Graham Norton is single again and never expects to find love, citing age as the reason:

People don't ever throw themselves at me. They come over and say hello but they're not going to waste time having sex with you when you're an older man … By and large I've always lived my life as a single man but there are definitely moments when I wish it was different.

We saw Graham out at Crobar in New York a couple years ago and he didn't look so bad aside from his hideous black puffy Skecher-like shoes, so we think this could all just be a ploy to have some really hot pity sex. Not a bad plan really. Good thinking, Graham.

Graham Norton: “I'm too old to be attractive to gay men” [Pink News]