Coldplay singer Chris Martin once equated boobs with eternal damnation:

…Martin revealed that he used to worry that he might be gay until he discovered he loved boobs. The 31-year-old stated that his strict Christian upbringing had caused him a lot of worry about his sexuality in his teens, as he was made to think that sex was wrong.

Martin, who is now married to Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow, was led to believe that if he ever thought about boobs he would end up in hell. "What I grew up with was, if you even think about boobs, you're going to hell," the Sun quoted him as telling Rolling Stone magazine.

"It was drilled in they're wrong. But let's face it, they're fantastic," he added.

They sure are! Especially when they're attached to a beautiful, rich woman whose existence keeps you relevant!