We appreciate comic book nerds, but one Briton took his obsession a bit too far:

A 19-year-old Englishman has legally changed his name from George Garret to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spider-Man Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined, after paying a $16 fee.

"I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes," [he said].

So, is he Mr. Combined?

Homer Simpson's adventures in celebrity killing took a turn for the gay during The Simpson's annual Halloween special last night.

After accidentally chopping up Krusty, a scene that was gross even in cartoon form, Homer gets hired by advertising executives looking to exploit gay celebrities, who can't sue for image misappropriation. Anyway, Homer's so good at offing the A-Listers, that their ghosts decide to get revenge. And one of those ghost's a randy Abe Lincoln, who, as some of you may know, may have had some gay history. Homer gets his comeuppance, of course, which suits Abe's taste, although George Washington may have something to say about that. Just saying!

We could post some really bad video, but we're hoping someone out there can give us better goods?

Madonna's fans are all sorts of inflamed over her divorce from director Guy Ritchie - and some of them are going downright insane.

It looks like fans — at least the crazed ones — are siding with Madonna over Guy Ritchie as their divorce battle heats up.

Ritchie called security on the set of his new movie “Sherlock Holmes” when a Madonna fan reportedly threatened to stab him to death.

According to Britain’s Sunday Mirror a 16-year-old boy burst onto the set shouting, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy!”

Indeed! How can this guppie claim to be Madge's biggest fan? You know there's a whole gaggle of older, grayer gays who deserves the title way more.

May this never be you:

A Florida couple was busted for brawling over the woman's missing false teeth, which cops later found behind their TV.

"You're going to tell me where my teeth are, or I'm going to kill you!" said Louise Deeringer, 56, as she chased her boyfriend, Guy Dugas, with a kitchen knife during the argument, police said.

Relationships sure can be complicated, huh?

John McCain proved he has a sense of humor when he appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Watch as the Republican pretends to be on QVC, the only channel he can afford, and sell his campaign. Tina Fey's Sarah Palin, meanwhile, sells her 2012 candidacy, or the possibility that she's going to be "the white Oprah."

Cindy McCain also appears and strokes "McCain's fine gold," as in the campaign reforming McCain-Feingold Act. Clever!

McCain also appeared during Weekend Update, during which he suggested some "last minute" tactics, like the "double maverick" and "sad old man:" "That's where I get on TV and go, 'C'mon, Obama's gonna have plenty of chances to be president! It's my turn! Vote for me!'"

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Alright, time to get ghoulish and prepare to get scarily smashed on blood punch or whatever swill they're serving at the cramped Halloween party you're going to tonight.

If the clip above isn't enough to put you in the mood to terrify children (or your spouse or your grandmother), click through to get some more inspiration from a few of our favorite scenes of horror from pop culture history.

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Hey! Halloween is not about dressing up like a slut and gorging yourself - with chocolate. It's about scaring off demons who want to eat your face. You better believe it!

Homo-journo Billy Norwich has been palling around with ladies!

No, the style guru hasn't gone straight - he's been anonymously writing for the estrogen-heavy website, wowOwow.

For months Norwich has been penning columns as the "Etceterist," but today, Halloween of all days, he's decided to take off the mask and explain himself, like why he's been calling himself the Etceterist:

This is a site with such gravitas and serious intent, so adding commentary and news about style matters, the fluffy vainglorious concerns about food, clothing and shelter — as opposed to the need for them — we had better make it clear to our readers that we know, that they know … this is the lighter side of life, the etcetera. Hence The Etceterist.

Leave it to the lavender set to highlight the "lighter side." Now, where are our loafers?

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "Elina, Annaleigh and Majorie, they had, like, a lesbian bath moment, apparently. … It was very loud." — Samantha, America's Next Top Model

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John McCain got dissed hard today when Joe The Plumber failed to show up for a rally in Ohio. Watch as poor McCain calls him out and realizes his talking point didn't make it. It's far more embarrassing than when he accidentally called his supporters racists.

Also, McCain had to bus in 4,000 kids to make his event look youthful and dynamic. Sad.

[via HuffPo]

We always knew our colleague Cord would ruin this nation, we just didn't know it would be so soon.

Find out how he did it, after the jump…

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Actress Hilary Swank appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show yesterday and offered a spot-on impression of the lesbian funny lady.

[ICYDK via MG]