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» Voss Out!

Homo-journo Brandon Voss finally gave his notice and will later this month leave his position as fag rag HX's editor-in-chief. We hear Voss, who has been at the magazine since 2004 and editing it since 2006, plans on spending more time freelancing for The Advocate and working on a novel, which we're sure will change the face of American literature. No one's officially been appointed HX's new editor, the rhetorical finger's pointing at associate editor John Russell.

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Knife-Wielding Sandwich Nearly Slashes HX Staffer!

Drama simply finds perpetually scandalized fag rag HX and its employees!

Agnesini, who works in the weekly's design department, has filed a $1 million lawsuit against Subway sandwiches after he says he found a knife in his foot-long. From The NY Post:

[Agnesini says] he was horrified when he spotted the 7-inch blade inside his lunch.

"After taking a few bites I could tell something didn't taste right," Agnesini said.

"Then I felt something hard on the bottom of the bread. I turned it over and could see the knife baked inside."

He said the sharp edge of the stainless steel knife was facing upward and extended into the half of the sandwich he had begun to eat.

"It's shocking. You see this metal knife. I mean, it's one thing seeing a hair or something," Agnesini said. "If I didn't look at it, could you imagine what would happen? I could've slashed the side of my mouth."

With a knife!!

Subway had no immediate comment on this particular incident, but insist they're committed to the safety and health of their customers. As for the mental capabilities of their bakers - well, that's obviously open to debate.

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» Fold!

We knew it was coming, but we've just received word that civil war torn HX magazine shuttered its Philadelphia venture, HX Philadelphia. Now the city's homos have no other option but to wander the streets like zombies to seek out their own debauchery. Tragic.

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