Yeah, yeah, we know that Indiana Jones returns to the big screen this weekend, but it's gong to be a mob scene. So, we suggest that those of you who don't want to deal with massive crowds, yet still want some adventure, should check our director Tarsem's The Fall. (Unless it's nice outside, in which case you should play in the fresh air.)

No, it's not perfect - in fact, it's not even great - but the visuals are out of this world. Well, actually, they're of this world - he used absolutely no computer effects. And, as if that's not enough, the flick stars Lee Pace, whom we want to marry like whoa. Pace, if you're reading this, call us!

Check out the trailer above and another scene below.

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A friend of ours claimed he "hates" Indiana Jones and everything that has to do with the wildly popular franchise. That friend soon became our enemy. Only a true monster can hate on swashbuckling adventure with a handsome lead, especially considering the new flick costars Shia LaBeouf. What's not to love?

• We love everything about this picture of Pamela Anderson. Everything.

• Did you know that gay news is "adult"?

UK-based Vodaphone, which has interests around the world including a joint venture, Verizon Wireless, in America, puts a block on access to this site – and on the highly-reputable Gay City News in New York – deeming the content to be “adult” in nature.

We understand the world's an ugly place, but this is just ridiculous!

• Indiana Jones mania begins at Vanity Fair. Next stop: the world!

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