Swishy straight man George Clooney let out his inner bitch yesterday: "[Said Clooney] on Peacemaker co-star Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy: 'At least she is older than 16.'"

That's a not-so-veiled swipe at the Spears Family's latest fuck-up: Jamie Lynn. It's worth noting that knocked up teenager JL's currently enrolled in a GED course. She's getting that adult education after y'all!

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• Graham Norton doesn't see children in his future. Said the queer chatter box, "I don't think I could do children. They're hard work, and what if you fuck them up?" Oh, please! Nannies take care of the children - let them worry about fucking them up. Norton also says he wants to find his "other half".

• Georgian politicians are mulling a hate crimes revival. But will they include the gays?

• It'll be a happy new year in New Hampshire and Oregon. The states' respective civil unions and domestic partnership laws go into effect January 1st.

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Our celeb-obsessed cousin Mollygood loves Venn Diagrams. Like, really, really loves them. It's a bit disturbing and may lead to permanent brain damage, but does provide endless hours of entertainment.

Here's editor Cord Jefferson's Venn-centric take on Jamie Lynn Spears' forthcoming bastard child.

Wednesday, Dec. 19 was supposed to be a big day for Ashlee Simpson. After spending the last year working on a new album, “Outta My Head,” Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare.

Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.

“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source.

Boo-hoo…