The Hills girls may be incomprehensibly famous, but not all reality stars live their caviar dreams. For example, Rodrigo De Carli left his gay porn star life at Rascal videos to join the ranks of Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency.

Well, things didn't turn out quite the way he wanted, because the De Carli's gone back to his dick sticking ways:

…De Carli AKA Claudio Martin (who was originally a Rascal Video Exclusive) is returning to XXX films this summer in two upcoming Lucas productions: Flatiron Fuckers and Pounding the Pavement.
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In a press released issued by Lucas Entertainment today it states that the former reality TV star will be featured in the film Flatiron Fuckers, coming out on June 24th, where he'll be taking from behind from porn pup Zack Randall.

Right where a reality "star" belongs…

JC Calderon celebrates one year as an out, proud cocksucker this month. In honor of the anniversary, the Survivor contestant and Janice Dickinson model sat down with Instinct magazine, which published his original coming out interview.

The past year of gay fame has given him a new outlook, says Mr. C: "I'm changed. My perception has changed. I didn't give people credit — those closest to me and beyond." Translation: "I thought my friends would be total dicks, but they're genuinely nice guys!" Awwww.

Meanwhile, Calderon also acknowledges his place as a role model, but insists he won't curb his "wild" behavior: "I don't want to be a perfect role model… Sometimes I do crazy or wild things."

Um, really? We haven't caught wind of any scandals. You're obviously not being wild enough, Calderon. Try this combination: ten cheap hookers, yogurt, a plunger and a camera.

After months of tireless research and many sleepless nights, former ANTM judge Janice Dickinson concludes that Tyra Banks is, in fact, a total heffer who deserves to be slaughtered for the greater good.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Lover Hewitt's "healthy" figure saved her less newsworthy life.

[Note: The Internet gods keep taking the video, so we're sending you elsewhere for the nasty goods.]

• The NY Times' Ward Sutton had some fun with presidential campaign posters past and present.

• Britain's Anglican and Roman churches come together to protest lesbian in vitro legislation.

• United Nations takes on Amy Winehouse's cocaine "glamorization".

• Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency experiencing gayest season ever!

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Rodrigo De Carli's gonna have a lot of 'splainin' to do! Janice Dickinson's newest model has dealt with other dicks in his career. De Carli once worked for Chi Chi LaRue under the porn name Claudio Martin.

In addition to appearing in Deceived, the young buck got his fuck on in Raw Footage, Tyler Riggs: Shot for Shot, and some other titilating titles. Those features, of course, didn't quite make it on De Carli's resume for Dickinson's Oxygen-sponsored reality show. A nameless homo tells LA Rag Mag:

Rodrigo wasn’t up front about his “film work” with production and still hasn’t told Janice. People close to him are worried what Janice’s reaction will be since he tried to keep it from her and production.

Bullshit! We bet Dickinson knew, pretended not to know and now hopes this will grab her show - which we honestly forget about, like, weekly - in the gossip columns.

Watch a super unflattering, NSFW clip of Raw Footage after the jump!

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• A little lesson on the race card. Rules apply to the gay card, too.

• Why do straight men continue to confuse being gay with being losers?

• Gay refugees hope the United States shows them some asylum love. Poor, delusional souls.

• This says it all:

The director of a prominent soccer club insinuates on national television that a player on a rival team is gay. The player sues for slander and goes on TV to deny being homosexual. A judge causes an uproar by saying gays don't belong in Brazilian soccer.

The judge later corrects himself,

Not that a homosexual can't play soccer. He can, but he must form his own team and federation, setting up matches with those who want to play against him.

Ew, who'd want to play footie with a faggot?

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"No one talks to me," claims gay model JP Calderon, who came out last February. Despite being on both Survivor, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency and being super fucking attractive, it seems poor Calderon can't get a date. So, in an effort to boost his bed notches, Calderon tells Oh la la Blog, "I want to meet someone!" Interested in making Calderon a happy homo? Leave him a love note on his website.

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California-based undesigner Andrew Christian's looking to broaden his - and your - collection with new and edgy drawers, including the "evening wear" Sailor Boxer Brief.

To celebrate their lines, Christian and his California-based company have signed Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency stud TJ Wilk for their new "Some Things Are Better With Attitude" campaign. We're not sure what kind of attitude they're going for, but it definitely gets a rise out of us.

Darren Hayes has kept himself busy since leaving Savage Garden. In addition to coming out of the closet, the Australian entertainer pieced together his new solo project, This Delicate Thing We've Made.

Arjan over at Arjan Writes sent this video for Hayes' "On the Verge of Something Wonderful". Arjan describes the video, which features Janice Dickinson, as "glorious". We're not sure if that's the adjective we'd use…

Feeling a little antsy waiting for the great escape from office hell? Yeah, us, too. Or, we were until we saw this video from tonight's episode of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency in which Dickinson, The Abbey owner, David Cooley and blogging brother Perez Hilton hold a little audition for aussieBum underwear. Needless to say it's eye-popping, among other body parts.

Speaking of body parts, we have to warn you that Hilton tries to teach the models a thing or two and grabs his penis. You may want to avert your eyes. It's pretty unsettling.

(Also, don't be alarmed if the video takes a few seconds to load. The 21st century ain't what it's cracked up to be…)

So, we finally got around to reading former Survivor contestant and current Janice Dickinson model JP Calderon's coming out interview with Instinct Magazine. To be honest, we really had no idea who this man was until he came out, so we can't say we're shocked by the revelation. We can say, however that we're shocked by how much we like him - well, as much as you can like someone without ever knowing them.

The interview's the pretty standard coming out exploration, delving in Calderon's childhood, his father's disdain and the pain of self-repression et al. We would like, however, to highlight one particularly poignant message:

I’m really, truly doing, what I’ve always wanted to do. I always wanted to be in entertainment. I was such a ham when I was a kid. I loved it, you know?. And when my mom died I stopped. But now I can do it again. It wasn’t until this last year when my dad passed away that I did Survivor, I said yes to Janice Dickinson, to you. I’m coming out and I’m living! Like, what the fuck am I doing? Why have I waited so long?

Good for you, Calderon. Now, you've missed loads of cock sucking. Better get to it. We're sure you'll find some willing volunteers.

• Janice Dickinson on Survivor contestant turned model JP Calderon's coming out: "I just wanted to tell you how fucking proud I am of you. Coming out yesterday must be really hard, and then being on the cover of a national magazine the next day?"

• Gavin Newsom on getting it on with former campaign manager, Alex Tourk's wife, Ruby: "I want to make it clear that everything you've read is true and I'm deeply sorry about that…I hurt someone I care deeply about, Alex Tourk and his family and friends, and that is something I'm deeply sad about and sorry for".

• Editor and Publisher on FBI agent Deborah Bond's testimony on Scooter Libby's knowledge on Valerie Plame: "[Bond] described the bureau's interview with I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby on Oct. 14, 2003. Asked where he first learned of Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, he had told the FBI then — from the vice president, on or about June 12 that year, in a telephone conversation".

• Morvin Crumlish on computer generated "recommendations": "I find the idea of my bodily functions and sexuality being obsessed about by marketing professionals disturbing, but perhaps my biggest concern is that they are right".

• The Jewish Theological Seminary's study's on conservative Jew's increasingly accepting feelings on gay rabbis: "the decisions clearly raise the possibility among many that the Conservative movement has taken a move to the theological Left, further parting company from the Orthodox, and further approaching the Reform movement".

• Jennifer Hudson on being on American Idol: "…You go through this mental thing… You've been abused, misled and brainwashed to believe whatever they want you to think…I knew I had to sing my way out of it".

Today really is a big one for breaking news. We just got word that Janice Dickinson was a big slut in the 80s! In her appearance on Howard Stern yesterday, the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" talks about her all-night threesome with Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren, her steamy affair with model/actress Kelly LeBrock (most famous for her role in Weird Science), and why she didn't sleep with Madonna.

Since Janice is a well-documented nutball, we wouldn't doubt that all of this was complete lies, but we want to believe to her. We really do.

In other Janice news, her new reality show The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency premiered last night on Oxygen. The cameras follow her as she tries to do everything herself: casting, photography, and PR, plus be a mom and look fabulous, or something like that. Read the official website for the real description. We missed the premiere last night, but we suspect there is truth in the Hollywood Reporter's assertion that it is "'Zoolander' without the self-awareness."

UPDATE: View stills and video from the first episode here, at the Malcontent.

Janice Dickinson names names [Cityrag]
The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency [Official Site]
Review: The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency [The Hollywood Reporter]

What a wild night TWO nights Janice "drinking has always been my problem" Dickinson had at Eastern Bloc (where Wonderbar used to be) in New York's East Village on Sunday and Monday. She apparently had such a great time getting sloshed and rubbing up on all the homos that she was reportedly returning for a third evening of fun last night. No word on that yet, but we of course have our finger on the pulse of Janice's gay-bar-hopping and you will be the first to know if we learn anything.

See some more crazy photos of a drunk, pursed-lips Janice and some gays after the jump.

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This man must have balls of steel to let Janice Dickinson wave scissors around his goods like that, or maybe he is one of her newest talents. Janice, the self-proclaimed "world's first" supermodel, has opened her own modeling agency, and they are recruiting via a page on MySpace, which is supposedly maintained by Janice's "casting" team, but we suspect that Janice made it herself and checks it every day (see her busted and out-of-date website here) . So give it a shot if you live in L.A., and want to risk getting your balls chopped off by a crazy woman.

See more photos after the jump.

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