• Jennifer Lopez popped over to David Letterman's Late Show to announce she's pregnant with a leather baby.

• Jeanne Phillips aka Dr. Abby supports gay nuptials: "I believe if two people want to commit to each other, God bless 'em. That is the highest form of commitment, for heaven's sake."

• Romney v. Giuliani over taxes. Tonight's debates should be interesting…

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From KFC President Gregg Dedrick to dream girl Jennifer Lopez:

Whether you are topping the charts with your latest musical hit or shining on the silver screen, you have always had an “Original Recipe” for success.

We recently heard about your love for KFC and want to help you celebrate your upcoming nationwide tour with a tasty offer. On the road the comforts of home can seem miles away, but KFC is offering you a home style meal no matter what block you find yourself on during your route.

From Madison Square Garden to Miami, Atlantic City to Anaheim, and everywhere in between, we would like to offer you, your entourage and a few VIP guests an “all access” pass to the KFC location of your choice. You have a bucketful of choices for "after party" locations because KFC has more than 5,500 restaurants across the country. Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears, so just name the time and the place and we'll open our doors to you for a post-concert feast.

Good luck on your upcoming tour and we hope to host you soon.

Your Fan,
Gregg Dedrick

Dedrick better be careful. If J. Lo's preggers, she may eat him out of house and roost.

Madonna's got balls. The material girl reportedly rebuffed Anna Wintour's Fashion Rocks advances. Says Portfolio's Jeff Bercovici:

The chameleonic singer, I'm told, was the Vogue editor in chief's first choice to appear on the cover of Fashion Rocks, Conde Nast's annual supplement about music and style. Only after she declined did Wintour turn to Jennifer Lopez.

In other words, the former Fly Girl is still a backup dancer.

Straight Bercovici's certainly got some bitch in him, huh?

A Conde Nastie, meanwhile, denies the rumors, saying Madonna never agreed to perform at the Fashion Rocks concert and, thus, proved ineligible for the cover.

David LaChapelle does it noir-style in this promo for ABC's Desperate Housewives. The ladies look marvelous, the lightning's flawless and, surprisingly, we kind of like the sound of Jennifer Lopez's new single, "Mile In My Shoes". No sign of Desperate's new gays, unfortunately.

Ch-ch-check it out! And send thanks to Lone Star Verve for the video!

Watching the Oscar red carpet madness gives us such a headache. We can't keep track of who's who, what they're doing there and why we should care.

The kids over at E! were certainly no help - not only did they not seem to know the answers to those pressing questions, they didn't seem to give two shits. The complete and utter stupidity of Ryan Seacrest, Giuliana Depandi and homo extraordinaire Jay Manuel from America's Next Top Model was only eclipsed by former The View co-host Debbie Manopoulos. When asked how she stays so thin, she said "I don't eat". The duo over at ABC weren't any better and Joan and Melissa Rivers on TV Guide really couldn't hold our attention.

As hard as it may be to believe, the only person we could focus on in the celebrity cluster fuck was Sally Kirkland. Coincidentally enough, her reality defying, rabbi designed dress seems to be made from the rainbow flag. Thus, she's our Oscar patron saint.

So, round of applause for Ms. Kirkland. Crazy's never looked so good. Or so disturbing.

See some more red carpet shots, after the jump…

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• The New York Blade sounds off about people sounding off about Amanda Lepore's appearance at the HRC NYC dinner.

• The kids at BWE offer their view on former The View host Meredith Vieira's Diane Saywer lesbian fantasy fueled appearance on the Daily Show.

• The Feds have launched a search for Lou Pearlman, the man who helped launch N'Sync.

• The Concerned Women of America are concerned that Tim Hardaway's comments about hating gays will detract their gay hating movement, which uses love to hate. It's very progressive.

• Congress ain't down with Bush's plans to have troops down on the ground down in Iraq.

• We were supposed to post these pictures of the Jimmy Im-endorsed, Svedka/Queerty-sponsored, eastern bloc-housed, Wednesday-nighted party, Good Times, yesterday. Unfortunately, we got all sorts of thrown off by Tim Hardaway and that whole mess. So we're posting them now, in lieu of Queerty ReBUTTal, after the jump. Now featuring a special Mad Libs section!

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• Marc Jacobs seems to be back with rent-a-boyfriend Jason Preston, at least for now. The twosome were spotted at Therapy in New York with, of all people, porn star maestro Michael Lucas. [Page Six]

• When it comes to celebs coming out of the closet, Jake Gyllenhaal and Vin Diesel are, not surprisingly, at the top of the list of gambling odds. [Gambling 911]

• Jennifer Lopez made good on rumors she'd be the surprise guest at Dance On The Pier. [Perez Hilton]

Spanish model Andres Segura has done campaigns Banana Republic and Marc Jacobs but his most famous is with Louis Vuitton and the fab J Lo.

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On the second to the last day of the Queerty sponsored Bid 2 Beat AIDS auction we are highlighting some clothing that could make you a celebrity look alike drag queen.

We know you belt out “We Belong Together” while lathering up in the shower. Why not slip into this signed Mariah shirt and take it to the next level. We know some of you have a J-Lo booty. Don’t worry, we got you. Try on this signed Jennifer Lopez tracksuit. We think it’s your color.

And for all the Imeldas who read Queerty, we have shoes for you too. A pair of Carlos Santana signed heels complete any look. Buying shoes and raising money for LIFEbeat in one easy transaction? Charity never looked so good.