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Jim Naugle got the textual smack down after the Broward County commissioners sent him a letter blasting his anti-gay ways. The Fort Lauderdale mayor first caught our eye - and ire - after suggesting the city curb allegedly rampant public gay sex by installing $250,000 robo-toilets.

Gay activists went wild with anger and started the aptly named "Flush Naugle" campaign. As gay media and activists called for Naugle's head, most of his political peers remained largely silent. Until now.

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• The number one reason why men shower after sex:

…Men are 0-to-60 machines, baby, and we can stop on a dime. Two seconds before orgasm, we might savor the thought of belly flopping in a pool of love juices, but two seconds afterward, lust plummets and we just feel … well, sticky.

Until the "love juices" dry. Then we feel crusty.

• National gay groups call on Broward County Commission to take action against Fort Lauderdale's anti-gay mayor, Jim Naugle.

Overzealous donkey needs to learn some sexual manners.

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The gays go by many names: gay, of course, pansy, fruit, shirt lifter, the ever-controversial "faggot" and, yes, homosexual. Intentionally the most clinical of the queer colloquial, "homosexual" went out of style in the 1990's, replaced by the more neutral - and neutered - gay. "Homosexual" became the buzz word of the anti-gay conservatives set, spoken of as if it's still 1950 and gays still "have" mental illnesses.

"Homosexuals", however, have recently popped up in two giant newspapers: The New York Times and Washington Post. And GLAAD's Sean Lund wants to see the archaic reference erased. Permanently.

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Robo-Toilet Crusade Earns Him Undistinguished Award

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Jim Naugle's fan base keeps on growing. Fort Lauderdale's homophobic, toilet-obsessed Mayor recently won Faith2Action president Janet Folger's equally homophobic heart. Bless.

In a post over at the more conservative-than-thou WorldNetDaily, Folger defends Naugle's offensive attacks a mythical sex-obsessed, monolithic homo menace.

I thank God for this mayor who is sticking up for children who, after playing a game of soccer, may wander 50 feet into the library to ask the following…

Q: Mommy? What's homosexual pornography?

A: It's what you saw in the public restroom earlier.

Funny, we thought right wing Christians didn't encourage childish questions. You learn something new everyday.

Celebrating Naugle's crusade against gay demons, Folger grants him this week's "Protector of the Family".

Congratulations, Naugle! We're totally going to nominate you for the much coveted - and righteous riotous - Peter LaBarbera Award.

Calls For Censure, Cold Shoulder


National Gay and Lesbian Task Force executive director Matt Foreman headed down Florida way for yesterday's rally against "apologetic" anti-gay Mayor Jim Naugle.

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Not everyone's hating on homo-hating Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle. Two concerned citizens penned pieces in The Sun-Sentinel lauding the politico's robo-toilet crusade.

One supporter, a college student named Eric, writes:

I wanted to take the time to congratulate Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle for having the moral integrity to resist the radical activism of Fort Lauderdale's gay community.

I am not homophobic in any sense of the word. I count gays and lesbians among my closest friends and acquaintances, and respect them no less for their sexual orientation.That having been said, there's no reason the government needs to sanction behavior that the vast majority of Americans find morally reprehensible.

Don't you just love the "some of my best friends are gay" argument?

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Jim Naugle pulled a gay bait and switch yesterday in Fort Lauderdale.

The Mayor - who angered his queer constituents after proposing robo-toilets to curb gay public sex - seemed poised to apologize for his homophobic remarks, but only made matters worse when he called for "responsible homosexuals" to join his crusade against cruising: "I'm asking the homosexual community to join with me, to cease this activity for the benefit of the children and the parents of the community." As we've mentioned, Naugle refuses to use the word "gay" because he doesn't believe gay people can be "happy". The contentious politico also apologized to for not acting sooner.

There certainly aren't many happy homos in Fort Lauderdale. The Flush Naugle campaign picked up even more steam yesterday. And got even more vocal advocates. Deputy mayor Carlton Moore took a stand against his superior, telling angry voters, "We, as a community, must unite. We must unite against all hatred."

Meanwhile, gay group Unite are calling for Naugle to resign and refer to him as "an embarrassment". Honestly, nearly everything about this story's embarrassing.

Jim Naugle Fails To Block Bid

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There are some happy gays down Fort Lauderdale way.

No, Mayor Jim Naugle didn't abandon his anti-gay robo-toilet plan. He did, however, attempt to block the city council's approval of a new Stonewall Library.

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Gay Activist Give Lesson In Hygiene

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Asshole politico Jim Naugle's about to have the cleanest asshole in Fort Lauderdale. Gay activists are urging people to mail the homo-hater rolls of toilet paper after the Floridian mayor suggested installing robotic toilets to curb gay sex.

Naugle deemed a local beach "the rainbow beach," and has asked his city for over $250,000 to install timed toilets. When a user's alloted time runs out, the door pops open. Gay activists claim Naugle's just hating on the queers. And, what's more, unfounded.

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Time to pull Robocop out of retirement. Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle has launched a high-tech campaign against cottaging.

As part of his crusade, Naugle's asking the city council to shell out an estimated $250,000 for a "robotic toilet". The toilet, which can be found in some parts of Atlanta and New York, runs on a timer. After the allotted time's passed, the door pops open, which would be really shitty if you have diarrhea.

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