Say it ain't so!

Rumor has it that not-so-secret lesbian Jodie Foster's 14-year relationship with producer Cydney Bernard came crashing down after Foster let her eyes - and hands? - wander:

[Foster], 45, cheated on movie producer Cydney Bernard with screenwriter Cindy Mort, 51, according to US sources.

It is claimed the couple met on the set of 2006 film The Brave One.

An insider told the National Enquirer magazine: "The affair heated up last year and the pair have been quietly seeing each other since then."

And here we thought Foster was better than that. Commence dream shattering…

Oh no! Gayville's most secretive, yet talked about couple may have called it quits.

Rumor has it that Jodie Foster has ended her fourteen-year relationship with producer Cydney Bernard.

The ladies' relationship became gossip fodder last year after Foster thanked Bernard at an awards ceremony, "My beautiful Cydney, who sticks by me through all the rotten and the bliss."

Apparently there's been more rot than not.

The time is upon us once again for the second time: Out magazine's annual Power Issue. While we didn't make the cut of the 50 most powerful homos, funny lesbian Ellen DeGeneres did - and, in fact, takes the cake, beating out the likes of Joe Solmonese, editor Adam Moss and fallen queen of the lesbians, Rosie O'Donnell.

Also in this issue, Michael Musto offers a follow-up to last year's The Glass Closet, which called out people like Jodie Foster and Anderson Cooper for not coming out. This year's essay, Shattered Glass, examines the parameters of coming out. Sure, Jodie Foster intimated at her lesbianic ways, but does it matter if she's not willing to talk to the fag rags.

It's the eternal question: If a gay comes out, but doesn't follow up, does anything change?

• The Bid2Beat AIDS eBay auction marches on. Our most recent favorite? This signed B-52's record. Yeah, we said it: record. Said record contains our favorite track, "Rock Lobster". Current bid: $34.77: a steal!

• Did Jodie Foster just come out?

Jodie Foster gave a really moving and surprisingly candid speech when she received the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award at the 16th annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast on Tuesday.

Toward the end of her remarks, Jodie thanked those nearest and dearest to her. Among them was “my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.”

This is the first time Foster's ever thanked her girlfriend in public.

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Gay author Rupert Smith got his journalistic start interviewing celebrities and writing about show business. Unsatisfied - and somewhat disgusted - with the glitz, glamor and lies, Smith retreated from the celluloid circuit.

He may have given up chopping up bigwigs, but the author didn't leave it all behind. In his novel, I Must Confess, Smith offers a hilarious send-up of celebrity memoirs, homosexuality in Hollywood and inflated egos.

Though publishing in Britain back in 1998, I Must Confess has just made its US debut. We dispatched Paul Florez to pick Smith's brain.

Read what Smith had to say about celebrity culture, coming out, Jodie Foster and why the main character's voice came so easily…

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Jodie Foster's an open book. Except when it comes to a certain Out magazine article questioning her sexuality.

So says Entertainment Weekly journo Karen Valby:

Over the next two hours, there's only one subject that she firmly swats away. A recent Out magazine cover featured two models holding up pictures of her and Anderson Cooper's faces in front of their own, under the headline "The Glass Closet: Why the Stars Won't Come Out and Play." When asked if she has any response, Foster says, "Was that the one with the Popsicle sticks?" Her thin lips tighten into a calm half smile of reproach: "No, I have no response."

We can just imagine her sitting there, simmering and cursing the Out staff.

Nathan Lane's got a wicked sense of humor.

The gay actor appeared at this week's gala for The Trevor Project - a suicide hot line for gays - and joked that since gays have a pride, straights should, too. According to Gatecrasher, Lane quipped, "The grand marshal of the Straight Pride Parade - don't you think it's gotta be George Bush, in a tank top and cutoffs?" Barf.

Lane also joked that straight gals can "play a little touch football and then go home and have sex with a woman. I think that's saying it loud and proud." Speaking of loud and proud, Jodie Foster also made an appearance at the event.

She may not have been shouting from the rooftops, but the sorta closeted actress did donate $150,000 to the cause. Good for you, Foster. No doubt you'll garner more lesbian fans.

Lesbians love Jodie Foster. Like, really, really love Jodie Foster.

Sure, the legendary actress may refuse to come out of her glass closet, but those labia lovers are willing to overlook such secrecy. It surely didn't stop sappho-journo Kim Ficera from dedicating her most recent "Don't Quote Me" column to her unrequited lesbian love.

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The Oscars sure were lesbianic, huh? We had Ellen hosting, Jodie scowling, Portia vamping, Melissa singing and winning.

One would think that Hollywood had become one big lesbian meet-and-greet. According to uber-fashionista and known homosexual, Simon Doonan, it has.

And what's more, we should have seen it coming.

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•A Christian school in California has expelled a 14-year old girl upon learning her parents are gay. I guess we glossed over the part in the Bible where Jesus said “thou shalt not educate the offspring of lesbians.”

•We’re bummed that we didn’t get to see Sandra Bernhard rip on both Barbara “Mrs. Doubtfire” Bush and Condi “Ferragamo” Rice in person.

•Ex-gay camp Love in Action employees are allowed to continue their brainwashing for one more week. But not to worry. Once the place shuts its doors for good, they'll easily find jobs working for the Vatican.

•For the last time: Kenny Chesney IS NOT GAY!. Right…

•“Amnesty International: Cops abuse gays, need to add liaison officers.” But will they be Dangerous Liaisons?

•Stuff you need to schedule your life around this weekend: The bitchy Desperate Housewives (and wet dream Jesse Metcalf) are back this Sunday night and single mom Jodie Foster takes on yet another single mom role in Flightplan.