Ellen Page's lesbian publicist ain't feeling the gay speculation. Kelly Bush called journo Michael Musto this week to gripe about his tongue-wagging item. Musto relays the conversation:

My item had been picked up on Defamer, Bush said, and she wanted me to know that it was SHE who was with Page at the Oscars (though I had been sardonically wondering if it was a mother/girlfriend/whatever).

[Bush] named a couple of other starlets who also had reps with them at the awards and said it's by no means an unusual practice. (Now I'll have to wonder if THEY'RE gay too.) "I don't know why people are so mean," Bush whinnied in a wounded voice. "It's not mean to wonder if someone's gay," I shrieked, outraged. "But to call her an 'Oscar loser'?" she moaned.

Musto's contrite about the remark, but still wonders whether Page likes poontang.