• Vikki-Marie Gaynor claims DHL-owned Exel Europe forced her out of her job after she started living as a woman:

Almost as soon as I told them I was changing my name to Vikki-Marie and entering the transition stage of my gender reassignment things changed. I started getting hurtful comments and my shifts started being cancelled without warning.

• Juan Uys, South Africa's alleged "gay sex" blogger and fraudulent activist, arrested.

• Damien Hirst joins forces with Levi's.

• We're less intrigued by what Lisa Rinna is doing in the main picture and more concerned with how she got into the bathing suit. It looks complicated.

• Kelly Clarkson apologizes for dissing Clive Davis.

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• Hey! Don't forget to come chill with us and former Alaska Senator and current Presidential candidate Mike Gravel!

• Hey. We've got some bad news. Kelly Clarkson canceled her national tour.

• Hey! Check out what you missed at last night's Good Times!

• Hey! Here's a timeline of Massachusetts' road to true equality.

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Sanjaya Malakar may be one of the most puzzling cultural icons in recent memory. Why did so many people vote for someone everyone agreed blew? Where does a 17-year old kid get the gumption to sport a pony-hawk? What does his contradictory success mean for the "merit" of American Idol? (And, yes, the show does have merit, evidenced most readily by Jennifer Hudson and Kelly Clarkson.) In Gayville, our terrain, many have speculated about whether the young "singer" qualifies as queer. Such Idol speculation's nothing new - just look at Clay Aiken and lawsuit plagued Mario Vazquez.

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This oh-so-unsettling picture accompanies a New York Times article on how Mark Foley ain't nothing but a low-down liar.

Taken at a Washington Grammy's party, Foley looks more deranged than ever. His eyes are all glazed and that smirk stinks of misdeed. Given the look on Kelly Clarkson's face, we imagine he's just stuck his finger in her ass. If that's the case, we feel bad for the girl. Still she's got to know that if she were a boy, it would have been much, much worse. Meanwhile, Louis Gossett Jr. looks like he's trying to ignore the entire thing, just like Dennis Hasturd.

What I wouldn’t give to be one of Kathy Griffin’s gays.

Joel Stein of The Los Angeles Times infiltrates Griffin and her gang of “gays” who she gets together with each week to participate in one of Queerty’s favorite activities: watching trashy reality TV. And the sassy ladies know how to party; they’ve all attended Backstreet Boys concerts, Janice Dickinson’s new one-woman show (a commentator’s dream) and also arrange cool scavenger hunts for Shannon Elizabeth’s birthday with the most ball-busting mission ever:

“The biggest argument of the meeting splits the group in two: Kelly Clarkson is performing in Las Vegas the same weekend as the annual Shannon Elizabeth scavenger hunt, which they organize with the Showgirls actress for her birthday. The winner is the first one to find Elizabeth's career.”

Stein proves how unworthy he is of basking in Griffin’s queenness by confusing Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkeley with the far less entertaining Elizabeth. How so very hetero of him.

A true gay would never make such a terrible mistake. Kathy, call me.