In other via-related news, we hear from the Gawsters that Renee Zellweger's ex-hubby and alleged country music sensation Kenny Chesney had an interview with Anderson Cooper about all those gay rumors. Zellwegger and Chesney had their four month marriage annulled for "fraud". Many thought that meant Chesney had just duped the perpetually constipted Zellweger into marrying him under false pretenses. According to Chesney, that's just a bunch of bullshit. He bemoans to Cooper:

The only fraud that was committed was me thinking that I knew…what it was like to be married, and I really didn't… We thought the least harmful (stated reason) was fraud because it (is) kind of broad… We were wrong.

As for being a cocksucker:

It's not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said no, I'm not (gay), but I didn't want to draw any more attention to it…I didn't have to prove to anybody that I wasn't (gay)…

Really, because that picture says otherwise.

(We won't even attempt to make a joke about how Anderson Cooper's conducting the interview. We're cheap, but not that cheap.)

• Yet another person has come forward insisting, yes, INSISTING, that Kenny Chesney is not, we repeat, NOT gay. [Fox News]

• Toronto is the first to get what will be a string of condos targeted at gays and lesbians. Sounds great, but if it the interiors don't look like something straight out of Architectural Digest, we ain't biting. [Reuters]

• Gay film company Power Up is gearing up for its first feature film. It's being directed by the lesbian who did But I'm a Cheerleader so you know it's in good hands. [Reuters]

• With a new HBO documentary, an upcoming Logo sketch show, and now a sitcom in development, Rosie O'Donnell seems to be one busy dyke. [Fox News]

• We knew hardcore evangelicals had a horrible sense of style, we just had no idea it this was this bad. [Wholesomewear via World of Wonder]

• Drag queen muse, Elvira, is having a moving sale and you can bet Queerty will be there rummaging through boxes and boxes of over-sized wigs and stringy black gowns. [Defamer]

• South African gay men are protesting the country's ban preventing them from donating blood - by lying and doing it anyway. [BBC]

• Gay Brits are taking a break from their marrying long enough to screen Brokeback Mountain, making it the number one movie in the UK, and thereby officialy making it an international sensation. [Time Out]

• Renee Zellweger forgives loved ones who commit fraud pretty easily. She and her ex Kenney Chesney were out shopping together. For sandwiches, not shoes. [Yahoo]

• Richard Hatch might be "the world’s worst bookkeeper" but he is most certainly the "world's worst nude bookkeeper." [Boston Herald]

• Bravo (whose programming continues to compete with Logo and here! TV) has blessed us with a second season of Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-list. Let's hope we get a reunion with Griffin and her adorable husband, Matt. [Zap2it]

• Two more men were hanged in Iran for their homosexuality. Is any reader aware of an organization working to stop these hangings? Shoot us an email.

• The N.C.A.A. has approved a two-piece wrestling uniform to replace the sexualized unitard the gays love. The new uniform shows off the competitor’s packages just as much as the last. So we are good with it. Via Jossip and AKAFrankGreen.

• Are women ready for the Stud Farm? Who cares, but we sure as hell are.

• "A coming-out tool kit" will debut at a gay conference in Seattle this weekend. We strongly urge the Gay and Lesbian Leadership Institute to send one to Tom Cruise, Anderson Cooper, and Kenny Chesney immediately.

• Spokane Mayor James E. West's computer only had 100 pictures of nude males on the hard drive. Which you queens know, is not many at all.

• Last month Sheryl Swoopes and George Takei gave us two celebrity coming outs in one week. This month we get two denials in a week.

• Some heartless anti-gay protesters are picketing a U.S. soldier’s funeral in Colorado. Not because he was gay, “only that he died for America — and that America supports homosexuals.” America supports homos? Someone warn Dubya!

• Our only reason to ever watch Lifetime: A Golden Girls marathon!

• LOST SPOILER ALERT! So one of the girls was offed on this week’s episode of Lost. We’d be more than happy to weed out a snotty rich bitch from our lives (we know you have too many, too) and we’re thankful to J.J. Abrams for keeping hunks Mathew Fox, Josh Holloway, the hobbit and that hot Korean dude together on the scorching, sweaty island. Just think, if the rest of the ladies go, the men will have nowhere to turn for love but each other.

• Researchers have found brain differences in gay flies. Great. That should help us figure out which one of the insects buzzing around our trashcan are fags.

• Los Angeles has introduced an anti-smoking campaign targeted at gays who light up. They say the cig-happy atmosphere surrounding bars and clubs are mostly to blame. We say if the Camel Lights don't get you the smog certainly will.

• There has been lots of speculation over the Roxy’s possible closure next year. Whether or not that’s true, one thing’s for sure - you can’t buy this type of advertising.

• Madge won't be making a "surprise" appearance at the Roxy this weekend, but 1984 will be worshipping the queen tonight with its annual Madonna-thon. Congrats to our contest winner Michael who gets to impress a hot date (and hopefully get some tail afterward) with admission to the club.

• Oddjack is betting on who might be the next gay athlete to come out. Appropriately enough, a pitcher, a catcher, as well as a Kenny Chesney connection are included in the pool.

• Serial adopter Angelina Jolie scares the shit out of children in third world countries by declaring "most of the night I just thought about how quickly I want to adopt again." We hope there's a support group for this sort of thing.

• ABC is trying to outgay Logo by greenlighting a show produced by Elton John and written by a former Sex and the City scribe.

• You just know that if Judge Judy gets behind gay marriage that it must be ok. It's only going to end with the filing of divorce papers anyway. Thanks Jordy.

• Pakistan performs its first unofficial gay "marriage". Unfortunately, they got the “don’t marry pubescent boys barely out of puberty” part all wrong.

• A Socialite’s Life has some snapshots of what Kenny Chesney’s “fraud” might just very well look like.

• Apple is rumored to be considering an iPod that plays video. Perfect! Portable porn.

• We too have always wondered what Melissa Etheridge's life might have been like had she "not left to find (her) fame and fortune, and stayed in Kansas and became a teacher and been gay and dealt with life there." ABC wants to chronicle that imaginary lesbian life for the tube.

•A Christian school in California has expelled a 14-year old girl upon learning her parents are gay. I guess we glossed over the part in the Bible where Jesus said “thou shalt not educate the offspring of lesbians.”

•We’re bummed that we didn’t get to see Sandra Bernhard rip on both Barbara “Mrs. Doubtfire” Bush and Condi “Ferragamo” Rice in person.

•Ex-gay camp Love in Action employees are allowed to continue their brainwashing for one more week. But not to worry. Once the place shuts its doors for good, they'll easily find jobs working for the Vatican.

•For the last time: Kenny Chesney IS NOT GAY!. Right…

•“Amnesty International: Cops abuse gays, need to add liaison officers.” But will they be Dangerous Liaisons?

•Stuff you need to schedule your life around this weekend: The bitchy Desperate Housewives (and wet dream Jesse Metcalf) are back this Sunday night and single mom Jodie Foster takes on yet another single mom role in Flightplan.

We promise this will be the last time we mention horses, cowboys or anything country-western. Our TV's been stuck on CMT all day and we're too lazy to get off our butts and search for the remote. Still, we couldn't let another day pass without at least addressing the rumors surrounding the marital break-up of our favorite odd couple, Kenny Chesney and pouty-faced actress Renee Zellweger. Zellweger has mysteriously cited "fraud" as the reason for the annulment. This of course has every has every blogger and their mother scream "Gay! Gay! Gay!" The Boston Herald has even devoted an entire article to Chesney's sexuality.

And now he's also come out to reassure us all that he'll "be OK." But his publicist says he is "unequivocally not gay."

OK, we're not totally convinced the little country crooner might be playing on our team just yet. Not until the inevitable Reichen Lehmkuhl hook-up rumors surface.