Professional slag Kim Kardashian opened up to HX's Brandon Voss this weekend and told him exactly why she loves the gays: we're so handy!

My hair and makeup guys are the best… Everyone in life needs a gay friend because your boyfriend’s never threatened by him, you can hang out with him all the time, and you can change clothes in front of him. All my guy friends are gay. Gay men give me the best fashion advice, and nothing is better in life than shopping with your gay friends.

And we gays think there's nothing better than propping up a broken girlfriend's self-esteem and ensuring sartorial survival. Nothing.

• Fox News blow-hard Bill O'Reilly goes ape shit on San Francisco and San Francisco Chronicle journo Debra Saunders over Folsom Street Fair.

• Nearly a million homos and homo lovers party at Rio's pride.

• Virginian mayoral candidate Donnie Corker - aka Dirt Woman - promises to dress in drag daily.

• Dirty gay sex in New York: discuss (at a sex club screening Calig-uuuuu-laaaa!)

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