Yeah, yeah, most of us know this song by heart - you know who you are - but we can't resist sending President-elect Obama some Kylie love. He's up in our head - and we like it.

The aural gods must be happy today, because they've put forth the music video for Kylie Minogue's latest single, "All I See Is You." Worship accordingly.

Kylie Minogue suggested yesterday that her cancer battle ain't over. The singer told Ellen DeGeneres:

It's not over.

The 'voyage' doesn't end suddenly. That's why it's so difficult to talk about it.

I remember one day in Paris during my treatment when I was in a cafe on a corner - and at the time I was really glad if I could make it as far as there.

A young man approached me and gave me a rose. He said simply: 'Be brave. We're thinking of you'.

We sure are, Kylie. We're specifically wondering how you survived singing on Ellen DeGeneres' stage yesterday - those paper flowers look suspiciously like man-eating vaginas. See what we mean after the jump…

Meanwhile, in other Kylie news, that diva Madonna took a swipe at the singer by stealing her choreographers. It's War!

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Is it us or was potentially overrated Kylie Minogue trying to capitalize on Kanye West's Daft Punk-inspired futurism at last night's Brit Awards? Also, what song do you think lesbian Beth Ditto and ever-ambiguous Mika performed together? Not "Big Girls," we sure…

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Journo Jody Horowitz ain't down with Kylie Minogue:"The only thing sadder than watching the ageing and criminally self-obsessed Kylie Minogue these days, is witnessing the pathetic and undying reverence the gay community has extended to her for so many years, with so little reward back."

Kylie Minogue must think she's the only pretty, kind-of-slutty looking blonde in the world.

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Do Britain's bent boys have too much time on their hands? It would seem that way.

A group of gays are rallying to erect a number of gay icons on queer-friendly Old Compton Street, starting with a bronze Kylie Minogue.

Said one campaigner: "The Eros statue should be in Old Compton Street, not Piccadilly Circus. But we’re having our very own little goddess of love, in the form of Kylie."

The boys are planning other homo monuments, but say they wanted to start with Kylie because she's their favorite: "Kylie is our favorite gay icon, so her statue will be erected first. The other names are being held under wraps at the moment.”

Alright, this is sort of cute, but does Kylie Minogue really, truly need to be bronzed for a gay neighborhood? What about Larry Kramer or Harry Hay or someone who, you know, is gay?!

Jake Shears really has something to sing about.

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London's G-A-Y Bar may soon get a new mama.

Mean Fiddler, the entertainment company that owns G-A-Y and G-A-Y Late, announced that it's considering an offer from music and entertainment investors, MAMA group, which owns myriad music venues and publications, including The Fly. Melvin Benn, Mean Fiddler's managing director, confirms the offer:

We consider the offer to be positive and are currently awaiting confirmation of that offer being confirmed before a final decision is to be taken. We anticipate the offer to be formalized in early August.

G-A-Y Club - a regular venue for the likes of Kylie Minogue, Madonna and Enrique Iglesias - may also find itself in Parliaments line of fire: politicos are considering using the Astoria hot spot for a new subway station. That would s-u-c-k.

Kylie Minogue's taking a sci-fi spin this holiday season.

The Australian singer - and former soap star - signed on for a "very special" episode of BBC's queer-friendly series, Dr. Who - whose gay character, Jackharkness, spun off on his in Torchwood.

The episode in question - "Voyage of the Damned" - begins filming in Wales next month and apparently Minogue's "thrilled":

It is an incredible thrill to be joining David and the entire Dr Who production for this year's Christmas special. Dr Who enjoys a unique history and it is going to be very exciting to be a part of that.

Judging from Kylie's wardrobe, she's been preparing for her out of this world appearance.

Elton John gathered his most famous, altruistic friends for the Ninth Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball. The Elton John AIDS Foundation coordinated with Chopard last night to raise funds for the fight against HIV/AIDS.

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