• Larry Craig thinks Bill Clinton is a "nasty boy". We should have known…

• Why aren't mainstream media outlets discussing Larry Craig's anti-gay politics?

• Madonna given go ahead for second African baby.

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The Mail may have hit gay pay dirt with Lord John Browne's "scandalous" sexuality, but it's not always so easy to drum up a homo-tinged story. Former tabloid slave Marlise Elizabeth Kast has penned a new book, Tabloid Prodigy, in which she sheds some light on the tabloid's homo obsession. For example, editors at The Globe - the same people who claim Virginia Tech killer, Seung-Hui Cho led a secret gay life - sent Kast on a mission to dig up a story on Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio.

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• We may not have been able to make the panel on public figures and their so-called private lives, but our more responsible siblings from Jossip had their shit together. Read what they have to say. [Jossip]

• Poor George Clooney, all those ladies and the only person he wants is Leonardo DiCaprio. [Queer Beacon]

• Contrary to what many believe, most people aren't blaming Foley's scandal on his homo ways. That's a relief. [365 Gay]

• USA Today tries to break down GOP faggotry and finds Sybil. USA Today]

• Was Anna Nicole Smith's son murdered? Granny says, "Yes." (It actually sort of makes sense.) [The Sun]

• It's shocking to hear a news man in San Fran disses homo families. Shocking, but not unbelievable, because it happened. [247 Gay]

• Our featured songster, Chris Garneau, performs at Joe's Pub in NYC tonight. Be there or be square. [Joe's Pub]

We've all had dreams we would like to forget, like that one about Bea Arthur and the massage table, but we wouldn't complain if Leonardo DiCaprio (ten years ago) was the subject of our erotic night's journey. We might though, if:

A. It was Leonardo circa right now, or
B. We were straight.

That's what happened to Eric, and rather than let the feel of Leo's turgid man-thing fade from memory, his friends helped him remember it in a priceless way. See the uncensored cake [NSFW] after the jump.

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