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"There were no tables at The Box the other night, so the guy in the baseball cap took a seat on the stairs when drag queen Ms. Rosewood took the stage. Naughty Rosie ended up pelting him with a condom filled with a questionable liquid. After wiping himself off, Leo DiCaprio laughed." [NYDN] |
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We've all had dreams we would like to forget, like that one about Bea Arthur and the massage table, but we wouldn't complain if Leonardo DiCaprio (ten years ago) was the subject of our erotic night's journey. We might though, if: A. It was Leonardo circa right now, or
That's what happened to Eric, and rather than let the feel of Leo's turgid man-thing fade from memory, his friends helped him remember it in a priceless way. See the uncensored cake [NSFW] after the jump. |