Did you hear the news? It's Friday, which means we're just about ready to party. It's not too early, right? We didn't think so. Here's Foxy Brown with "Oh Yeah."

Don't tell Lil Kim. She'll think we're cheating on her…

It was a hodge podge of Who's Who in Hollywood last night as A-listers and Blisters came together in welcoming David and Victoria Beckham to America.

Super clique Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Becks, Posh, Jada and Will Smith led the crowd into Los Angeles' Museum of Contemporary Art. The not-as-selective-as-we-imagined guest list included a big looking Lil Kim, Little Britain's Matt Lucas, Eva Pigford, Eva Longoria, Posh's fellow Spice Girl, Mel B, Stevie Wonder and, for some reason, Jon Voight.

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Marc Jacobs is a wonderful role model for The Gays. Unless of course you remember he smokes (which we definitely don’t approve of) and that he has dated hookers (which, heck, we say ‘go girl’). But seriously Mr. Jacobs is a rare breed. We absolutely adore him.

One reason we love him so is his ability to bring fashion down a few levels. Yes we know we cannot afford a LV tennis bag anytime soon, but we can afford a $20 wallet at his Bleeker street store. His products range from very low end to very high end. Everyone can find something in between.

We also love his political voice. He has for years now created amazing lines of t-shirts, with affordable price tags, for various beneficiaries: Harvey Milk High, Hillary Clinton, Downtown For Democracy, and most recently The Door featuring the face of the one and only Lil’ Kim. We have all of them.

Now MJ is teaming up with the HRC to create a $38 shirt that is the “perfect tee for the activist, fashionista and lover in you.” All proceeds go to the HRC, America’s largest civil rights organization working to achieve gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality. We want the tee in every color and love it so much that we almost interrupted and thanked Robert Duffy, Marc’s longtime business partner, while we all dined at Paris Commune the other night. But we were sober so we left him alone.

Marc Jacobs Hearts HRC Tee [HRC]

•Our fearless gay leader David Hauslaib of Jossip fame will be performing at the all blogger talent show WYSIWYG tonight. The blogerati will be out in full force for his debut.

•Disco Bloodbath author, club kid extraordinaire, and FOQ (Friend of Queerty) James St. James sent us a little note to help promote the fact that he will be featured on this week’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. OMG. We are so jealous happy of for him.

•After forgetting her name we hope Madonna pulls a Kathy Griffin on Guy.

•Be sure to catch Todd Oldham's new show Handmade Modern, where the designer makes "accessories and furnishings using the colorful and practical ideas inspired by mid-century modern design." We really just want to see the guest stars: Elizabeth Berkley, Joan Jett, Susan Sarandon, and Amy Sedaris.

•Lil' Kim's album drops today. It is unlikely she makes the launch party.

Marc Jacobs and Lil’ Kim have always seemed to be unlikely best girlfriends to us. The queen makes girly frocks while listening to her gangsta rap. The Queen B talks about getting her pussy licked while wearing his buttoned-up, feminine designs. It just does not make sense to us. But we know fag hags come in all shapes and sizes.

Everyone knows that Kim is now in jail. And Marc is feeling her pain. That is why he is sending her big love: his “Marc Jacobs Hearts Lil' Kim” shirts are flying off the racks. Here is your chance to own a Marc Jacobs shirt for $20 and all profits benefit The Door, New York City's premier youth development agency.

These shirts are enough to make ever the sissiest homo feel all hardcore and shit.

We love JC Report and not just because our editor writes for them too. Although that helps. Published by Flavorpill, the site spots fashion trends a lot faster than any print magazine. Check out the new design that launched today and sign up for their email blast.

Our favorite drag queen cabaret act Antony and the Johnsons won Britain's most coveted music award the Mercury Prize. If only all trannies were this talented.

Men's Vogue launched yesterday, but hell, we haven't even gotten through women's Vogue yet. So you will have to wait for our coverage.

The AXA Gallery at the Equitable Tower runs a Vernor Panton exhibit through October 1st. The show is curated by the Vitra Design Museum and features the designer's iconic 60s fabrics, furniture, and light fixtures.

Just in time to escape her prison sentence, Lil' Kim has disguised herself as a white woman.

Princess Superstar releases a new EP this week, Perfect, and we just want to advise all you homos that she should be your new hip-hop obsession now that Lil' Kim is headed to jail. They are both drag queens trapped in women's bodies.

The video for the new single Perfect features shirtless men, a bunch of dancing queens, and Princess in a hideous pink spandex unitard. They don't get better than this.

Also recommended is her previous album Princess Superstar Is.