Don't mess with Elton John, because this queen holds a grudge.

Lily Allen says there are no hard feelings between her and the legendary singer, with whom she traded drunken, barbed insults at last week's GQ Awards in London, but John says otherwise.

Elton now says the spat has put him off collaborating with the 'Smile' singer.

"I was thinking about asking her to tour with me and maybe even do a duet. Obviously that won't be happening," he told the Metro.

Allen makes no apologies for her drunken behavior, which included telling Elton to "fuck off."


Elton John and a drunken, slurring Lily Allen got into it big time at a GQ awards show in London last night:

…When [Allen] introduced Carol Vorderman to the stage with a verbal tirade, saying 'Fuck' no fewer than five times in the same sentence, her co-host decided enough was enough.

When Miss Allen came to announce '…and now the most important part of the night', Elton chipped in 'What? Are you going to have another drink?'

She fired back: 'Fuck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!'

A clearly rattled Elton replied 'I could still snort you under the table'. To which she replied: 'Fuck off. I don't know what you are talking about.'

Yes, you do, Lily. He's talking about cocaine!

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Lily Allen's little brother and inspiration stoner Alfie Allen appears in Equus over in England. And, as we learned with little Daniel Radcliffe, the role requires some full-frontal. We've included NSFW pictures after the jump. Before you click, however, read this from Holy Moly: "Alfie Allen was told to trim his pubic hair for his nude scene in the play Equus."

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22-year old singer Lily Allen has lost her fetus.

Said a spokesperson: "We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

Yeah, right, you know the paps are going to be all over this shit.

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• We can't provide anything other than this picture, for this shit-based drug may be the grossest, most revolting thing we've ever. It leaves us wondering - pleading, begging and praying - "Why?!" [Note the slang terms. Our favorite: "Butthash".]

Rev. Donald J. McGuire arrested for sexually assaulting boys:

A prominent Jesuit priest accused of sexually victimizing teenage boys who were his valets as he traveled the world leading Roman Catholic spiritual retreats was taken into federal custody yesterday in Chicago.

The priest, the Rev. Donald J. McGuire, was charged by the federal authorities with traveling to Switzerland and Austria to engage in sexual conduct with a minor. Father McGuire was convicted last year of sexually abusing two high school students on trips to Wisconsin.

So, he allegedly molested them and then made them drive him around? That's twisted.

Anti-gay Russian nationalists march in Moscow.

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"Lady loving" Ricky Martin received a hall on the walk of fame. Muy caliente!

Ellen Degeneres broke down in tears after a doggy adoption agency took back a dog she adopted and then gave away. And here we thought Rosie was the resident crazy lesbian.

"Fuck you" loses power. Tear, tear.

• Don't forget Larry Craig's pow-wow with Matt Lauer tonight on NBC at 8pm!

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And Friends...


Amy Winehouse chose to go on vacation over shooting "Valerie" with Mark Ronson. So, rather than scrapping the shoot, they used people from the crowd, starting with a Winehouse look-a-like. It's a bit awkward, but we dig the song - and Ronson - so we're posting it, anyway.

After the jump: "Oh My God" featuring a cartoon Lily Allen and "Just" with Alex Grenwald.

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We thought you kids may be interested in this Common track - "Drivin' Me Wild" - which also features our girl, Lily Allen. The track comes from Common's most recent full-length, Finding Forever.

Hear "The People" featuring Dwele, after the jump…

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Lily Allen smokes pot. Acts stupid. Shocker.

• Yes, that is an uncomfortable bathroom experience.

• Stop calling Kanye West "gay".

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Speaking of absurd: can you imagine The Cure's Robert Smith pining away for Lily Allen? We couldn't until we saw this video "mash up" of Allen's "Smile" and The Cure's "Lullaby". We're not big fans of this kind of shit like this but we actually kind of dig it. We hope you do, too…

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What perfect timing! John Polly over at the Logo-backed (and, really, what isn't?) just sent us the link to his interview with Lily Allen, the British popster we referenced in that last post and one of the top ten girls we'd bone. (We bet she's a really tiger in bed.)

Polly doesn't go quite so far. What a gentleman. Like a good homo-journo, he asks a few gay-themed questions. Allen rebukes a lesbian fantasy question, but does address homo-popster Mika. Well sort of:

JP: A new artist who gay audiences here are freaking out about is Mika. Are you familiar with him?

LA: Um, wait one second… [Lily talks to someone in the background for a minute. I hear, “Have they got cream cheese? Yeah, I’ll have that... Cinnamon.” The she laughs, and comes back.] Sorry, we’re getting a bagel order here. So what was the question?

JP: Mika is getting popular here, and I know he’s massive in the U.K. right now. Do you have an opinion about him?

LA: I haven’t heard much of his stuff. I’ve only heard the one song that’s on the radio in the U.K., which is called “Grace Kelly.” I like that; I think it’s all right.

• They may not have been able to get fingerprints from the blade that killed porn producer Bryan Charles Kocis, but police are hoping his computer's hard drive and telephone records will lead to his killer. We love a good mystery!

• Rumor has it American Idol's looking to replaced Paula Abdul due to her wacky ways. Why, then, would they ask Courtney Love to take her place? Seriously, someone please explain…

• Also, someone explain John Galliano's fall 2007collection to us, because we don't really understand the whole smeared lip stick, stocking thing. In fact, it sort of makes our heads hurt.

• Wait, the Bush Administration lied about global warming? We feel so…well, yes, deceived, but, honestly, we saw that coming.

• Speaking of government mistakes, The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and the National Coalition for the Homeless say the government has not done enough to address the "epidemic" of homeless gay youth. (That's because they don't care…)

• In other mistake-related news, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have apparently grasped the mistake that is drug addiction and have checked into rehab. Together.

• Lily Allen's "debut" album comes out today. As if you don't already have it.


We know you guys are totally the coolest, so you may have already heard about New Young Pony Club.

If not, here's a brief run-down: three girls and two boys make up this British band. Though currently touring with Lily Allen (you may remember we posted her video for "LDN" a few days back), and they've released two singles through Modular, the poppy electronica rockers have yet to sign a full-length record deal.

If any of you out there happen to be high-powered record execs, we suggest you hop on this particular pony, because they're definitely going to come out of the gate running. This here's the video for their single, "Ice Cream." We love it and think you will, too.

For more, check out their myspace page: New Young Pony Club


We're still shaking from the last post and we imagine (or, at least, hope) you are, too. To calm all our nerves, here's our girl Lily Allen's new video for "LDN." (London in text speak. Gotta love 21st-century grammar, BTW!)



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