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American singer Regina Richards recorded this song, "Baby Love," after Madonna passed on it… |
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This is a warning: if you see a lactating Demi Moore coming your way, you must either run or prepare to get wet. Christopher Ciccone, brother of Madonna and lover of the media teet, claims the acclaimed actress once shot her breast milk at him and his lesbian friends at a party. His lawyers, however, wouldn't let him include that unverifiable (bullshit?) tale in his recent tell-all: There are certain stories that don't end the way that they end in the book. Its not really family stuff. Its more like - well theres a bit in the book about Demi Moore and I dancing on the bar. Hmmm, it's a bit more creamy, than juicy, but it sure quenches our thirst! |
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John McCain's campaign released yet another statement about Madonna's ill-fitting comparison between their candidate and Adolf Hitler. Said spokesperson Taylor Griffin: It's a disappointing and vulgar attack on John McCain, who has devoted his life to the cause of freedom and the fight against tyranny. But, it's not surprising that Barack Obama and his fellow celebrities stick together. Oy. We thought that moment had passed. Or is it past? Regardless - while a clever jab, Griffin, you're so early August! |
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» Blasmphemy!
Reality starlet and general tabloid nightmare Heidi Montag channels Madonna in her latest music video. [MG] |
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» No Expansion…
Contrary to earlier reports, pop star Madonna will not adopt Malawian baby Mercy. [TMZ] |
» Expansion…
Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are adopting another baby from Malawi. About a year after adopting David Banda, the pop star and director have selected a daughter, called "Mercy." [The Sun] |
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"Huge Snake."
Here's a - cough, cough - taste: After our eyes glue to Johnny’s huge snake, Madonna and I look at each other in amazement. I immediately rush over to it as my mouth waters. Wait, wait - don't you bite into watermelon, not suck?! |
» Calculated Collaboration.
Madonna apparently helped brother Christopher Ciccone pen his "scathing" tell-all on the pop star. Said one source, "The supposed scandal about Christopher Ciccone's book is bullshit. She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister." [NY Post] |
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After hitting up Good Morning America and Chelsea Lately to promote a tell-all about his singer sister, Ciccone now sits down - or, rather, has sat down - with the barely-there Page Six Magazine. If you're like us, you want to go straight to the end, so here it is, as told by a press release: [Ciccone] knows the book won’t bring them closer together, and she’ll probably be furious. Christopher, however, is optimistic. “Look, I don’t think the book is going to make us closer at this point,” he says. “But when she reads it and finds out what I was going through and who I am as a person… well, I just don’t think anything bad can come of that.” "When she reads it?" Oh, you dear, dear boy… Read the press release after the jump, if you dare… |
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Gets A Bit Bumpy...
Chelsea Lately invited Madonna’s “short and paunchy” brother, Chris Ciccone, onto her show last night and immediately started the interview by asking, “Why did you throw your sister under a bus?” |
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Who discovered it first? Who’s knows what it’s really about? Why do we care so much?! Time to put on the boxing gloves, ladies! |
» Breaking Down…
Now this is gay news: "[Madonna] has sacked two dancers and her tour manager is threatening to walk out over her spectacular moods. And for the first time, despite her incredible fitness regime, her health has started to suffer. Doctors discovered Madge is anemic, a surefire sign she is overdoing it, and she also suffered a painful knee injury." Oh, the humanity! [The Sun] |
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Who needs to concern themselves with the A-Rod scandal when you've got an eight minute Eddie Amodor House Lovers Remix of "Give It 2 Me"? [via OLL] |