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While one would think the 38-year would be inclined to stay away from the movie business, Ms. Carey's picked herself up and thrown herself back into acting. And apparently she doesn't suck: The Grammy winner put away her lip gloss to play the battered wife of a state trooper in "Tennessee," which won raves at the Tribeca Film Festival. Director Lee Daniels was so impressed with her grit that he's cast her in "Push," in which she plays a Harlem social worker ministering to an obese, HIV-positive woman impregnated twice by her father. Carey's also reportedly working on a musical set to her Christmas album. The story will revolve around an evil developer looking to build a mall in a small town. Sounds perfect. |
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You’re telling us Mimi has all the money in the world and she chose to go with an outfit (complete with glittery belt) one could find at a garage sale? We give up… Click through for more uncomfortable nostalgia… |
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Had you told us that little Nick Cannon would one day marry Mariah Carey, we wouldn't believe it. Reviewing this video for Gigolo, however, it's all starting to make sense. They're made for each other. |
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Here it is: the new video for Mariah Carey's latest single, "Bye Bye," which was directed by her then-future, currently-new hubby, Nick Cannon. Our soul sister Lauren Williams of Stereohyped fame described the video as "cheesy Mariah at her cheesiest." Basically, this shit's like fondu, only twice as fattening. Oh, and it's looong! |
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Is this what a Carey/Cannon love child would look like all growed up? And, if so, is this creature pre-op or post-op? |
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» Married.
Mariah Carey and much younger man Nick Cannon have tied the knot, which means we'll never fulfill our dream of being Mrs. Nick Cannon. Until they get divorced, of course. [SH] |
» Self-Aware.
Recently slimmed down singer Mariah Carey intimated that her weight loss may inspire a work out video, but she's well aware that it would be an insta-punchline: "…When you're constantly having your picture taken and on TV like I am, well, I could see I really did need to lose some of the bulk. I might be doing a workout video, which will be a big joke anyway, but I can show how I did it." This reminds us of her MTV Cribs appearance when Carey lamented that she wasn't allowed to eat pizza or, basically, anything. Can you tape and sell that? [NME] |
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Even Stephen Hawkings' Voice Can't Make Her Sound Smart
Because God forbid Carey go two days without offering the world her wisdom. |
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• Yeah, Christ's birth isn't big on our list of religious celebrations, but we do love Mariah Carey's carnal enthusiasm for the holiday! • British gays taking advantage of civil partnerships. • Did Beyonce and Jay-Z get married? Sources say "Yes!" Other sources say "No!" • Adrian L. Acosta talks - and talks! - about taking his mother to a gay bar. |
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• Anti-gay Nigerian Archbishop Peter Akinola spoke at Wheaton. • Miranda Grell fined for gay pedophile smear. |
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Looking at this ad for her new perfume ("M By Mariah Carey"? Barf.), we realize we've been such fools! Mariah Carey can do wrong and you're looking at it. Aside from the entirely unnatural pose and impossibly svelte, smooth body, we're particularly appalled by the scent's slogan: "An ethereal presence. Captivating like a song." What does that even mean?! Does it mean, "This perfume's cheap and will evaporate quickly, but I'm a musician, so you'll buy it because you love my music"? Probably. And, you know what, Ms. Carey? We're not buying it. In fact, we're launching an international boycott until you change that slogan to something more palatable. Be warned, Mariah, your empire will soon fall! Fall! Fall… |
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