Jimmy Kimmel got some aural revenge on girlfriend Sarah Silverman this weekend. Silverman caused a comedic rift when she sang about fucking Matt Damon. Well, Kimmel had a trick up his sleeve and that trick's named Ben Affleck.

Note Affleck's shiny top, the universal gay uniform.

• PlanetOut-owned Men magazine named abdominally-bless Johnny Castle as their "Man of The Year". On a somewhat related note, Matt Damon won People magazine's Sexiest Man top slot. Note that the gays have far more flare - and flesh. [See a NSFW shot of Castle, after the jump. And be sure to check out the magazine's new blog.]

• Iranian Chief Justice halts "gay" execution, calls sentence violation of Islamic teachings:

The International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission (IGLHRC) has learned that the Iranian Chief Justice, Ayatollah Seyed Mahmoud Hashemi Shahrudi, has nullified the impending death sentence of Mr. Makvan Mouloodzadeh, a 21-year old Iranian citizen found guilty of multiple counts of anal rape (ighab), allegedly committed when he was 13 years old. The Iranian Chief Justice described the death sentence to be in violation of Islamic teachings, the religious decrees of high-ranking Shiite clerics, and the law of the land.

For the record, no one accused the man of rape.

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Sean Penn will play the legendary - and late - Harvey Milk in Gus Van Sant's forthcoming biopic of the slain San Francisco city supervisor.

Matt Damon's tentatively attached to play Milk's assassin, Dan White.

White shot down Milk on November 27, 1978. He also killed Mayor George Mascone. White received a seven-year sentence and committed suicide in 1985.

Matt Damon turns to GQ's glossy pages to promote The Bourne Ultimatum, the latest installment in his surprisingly entertaining spy franchise.

We haven't had a chance to read the article as of yet - and, quite frankly, we're not sure we will - but our pal Mollygood passed along these shots of Damon passing around a football. And now we're passing them on to you.

• Ocean's 13 stars Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, as well as producer Jerry Weintraub received stars on the walk of fame today. Of the honor, Clooney remarked:

I have got to say, I must say, if I had to be on my hands and knees with three other guys, I can't think of three better guys to do it with.

For some reason we think he's said that before…

• Once a staunch supporter of the Defense of Marriage Act, Hillary Clinton told the HRC queer questionnaire she'd like to dismantle the federal government's role in marriage law. Does this mean she's moving toward full endorsement of state-based same-sex marriage? Hardly.

• South Africa's "first comprehensive lesbian website" debuts. What's a comprehensive lesbian? Is that like versatile?

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Academy Award winner Matt Damon meets with AIDS survivors at a Zambian AIDS clinic.

Dear Matt Damon,

We would like to offer ourselves to you for marriage.

We love you so much. Never mind the fact that you are cuter than a basket of puppies, or that you're a brilliant writer with an Academy Award sitting on your mantle. Your trip to Africa, as a spokesperson for One, brought much-needed attention to various issues that Americans would rather ignore. While anyone can give lip service to the needs of the area, getting on a plane headed for Zambia and traipsing through the disease-ravaged region takes chutzpah.

An estimated 25.8 million people were living with HIV at the end of 2005, and approximately 3.1 million new infections occurred during that year. Americans generally ignore the issue, as HIV is seen as easily-treatible with medication; but it goes without saying that the people in these African nations have no way of getting their hands on any pills.

“To see so much hope from people who have so little made this an inspiring and life changing journey for me,” said Damon. “The promises America and other rich countries have made to Africa must be more than words. Those promises need to put hopeful children in school; help parents put roofs over the heads of their children; and get life saving AIDS medicines to the patients who need them now.”

Please don't give up on this issue. Your presence in those towns puts a lot of pressure on lawmakers, who decide whether or not to supply these people with the medicine they need. You rock. And you know…your home state of Massachusetts does accept gay marriages. We're all yours. Say the word.

Matt Damon Visits Africa With Data And One.org [DATA]