Muckracker and Alec Baldwin stalker Matt Drudge has a photo up on the front page of his site today of a church in Los Angeles being overtaken by the evil flames of homosexuality. You know, he could have gone with a firefighter or people being rescued, but nothing says "God's retribution" like a steeple covered in flames.

Apropos of nothing, the areas ravaged by fire are the same parts that voted yes for Prop. 8.

Does Matt Drudge want to be Jane Fonda?

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Journo Matt Drudge has long been dogged by homo-flavored rumors. While the 41-year old denies the fact, his Hillary Clinton headline says otherwise.

Only a bitchy queen would take such a low, sagging shot.

Matt Drudge and his Drudge Report may catapult stories into the spotlight, but the conservative blogger prefers the shadows. And, as such a secretive man, has courted queer speculation:

In high school, Drudge was already in a gay scene, dating men, Jeannette Walls reported in her book Dish. And in his memoir, Blinded by the Right, the conservative-turned-liberal David Brock – who is gay – described Drudge coming on to him sexually in 1997, including e-mailing Brock the suggestion that they be “f*** buddies”.

Michelangelo Signorile, a journalist who has broken down many a closet door, describes Drudge as “a nasty faggot”.

Drudge has denied that he is gay. “I go to straight bars, I go to gay bars,” he has said.

Honestly, we've never thought about Drudge's sexuality. If we were forced to choose, though, we'd say he's neither hetero nor homo. He seems pretty asexual to us.

• Sounds like Drudge creamed his pants over Anderson Cooper's proclamation that "going gray is like ejaculation" even more than we did.

• Speaking of ejaculate, STD cases in the gay community are on their way up, up, up. Someone please cue the Evangelicals. This is about when they start to claim this is God's way of punishing homos.

• Images from Gay.com didn't just magically appear on Mayor James West's computer after all. Yeah, obviously.

• Radar Magazine goes all kissy face and lists the top ten guy on guy movie smooches. Funny thing is we thought this article would only end up in the straight guy pages of Details.

• Saudi police busted up a gay beauty pageant before it even happened. Among the items they confiscated were large quantities of "sex toys." Um, what kind of beauty pageant was this going to be?

• Can't wait for it to come out next week? MTV.com is streaming Madge's new disc.

Oh, the horror!!! (Via Drudge)