Hey, did you hear it's Halloween? Well, it is, and we simply couldn't resist the chance to post Michael Jackson's entire "Thriller" video.

It's epic, so we've tucked it down below. Enjoy!

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The unstable and Peter Pan-like Michael Jackson has once again put himself in a suspicious position, this time moving into a Las Vegas mansion across the street from an elementary school for children 13 and younger.

We couldn't make this stuff up.

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What can we say? It's Michael Jackson, it's "Smooth Criminal" and "The Way You Make Me Feel," and it's fucking awesome, so you better sing along!

What happens if you don't? Jackson kills you in your dreams, of course…

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We've got a total thing for The Wiz. It's actually kind of sick: we play the musical's soundtrack at least three times a week. How can we not? It's fucking fantastic!

The Broadway soundtrack's definitely superior, but unfortunately clips are scarce on YouTube and had to turn to the screen adaptation. Hopefully you can cope with Michael Jackson and Diana Ross singing "Ease On Down The Road".

And, after the jump, you can find Ross going "Home" as well as the entire cast enjoying a "Brand New Day". You better believe it!

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Perpetual celeb-poacher Pretty On The Outside set their merciless sights on Michael Jackson, who's $212,963 away from losing his famed Neverland Ranch. TMZ reported yesterday:

…Jackson is, as of October 12, delinquent $23,212,963 on a $23,000,000 loan.

Notice of Defaults in the state of California typically go out when a homeowner misses their third payment. After another 30 days, the homeowner is issued a foreclosure notice. According to this document, it appears that the King of Pop is $212,963 delinquent on the loan's principal of $23 mil.

Poor Jacko… No, seriously: poor Jacko.

Just in case you forgot that the King of Pop used to be black, Ebony magazine placed pearly white Michael Jackson on their December issue. Shouldn't that top left headline read "The African-American You Don't Know"?

Also, please note that Jackson's darker on Ebony than he when he appeared on L'uomo Vogue.

• We can't have a Halloween without a little Monster Mash by Bobby Pickett & The Cryptkickers, can we? No way!

• Hillary Clinton totally dominated last nights debate.

• Westboro Baptists to pay $2.9 million for picketing Arnold Snyder's son's funeral.

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• Openly gay Representative Tammy Baldwin on ENDA:

I have always been a strong supporter of guaranteeing full civil rights for all in the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community. My work on this issue will continue until these protections become law.
…
I am under no illusions about the challenges of achieving our goal. But, the quest for advancement of civil rights in our nation has
never been easy. It is precisely because of the discrimination these groups experience that this legislation is needed.

Baldwin's far ballsier than fellow homo-politico Barney Frank.

• Researcher wins prize for robot marriage thesis: "Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners".

• Janet Jackson puts out weave fire at In Touch party. Jackson's brother, of course, made headlines when his hair caught on fire while filming a 1983 Pepsi commercial. Weird.

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Could it be the King of Pop's back? If this TMZ-obtained track, "Mamacita", is any indication, the answer's "yes".

Homeboy can be as crazy as he wants, just as long as his forthcoming full-length doesn't disappoint.

Download Michael Jackson - "Mamacita"

Today's a very, very special day for Michael Jackson…

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• Robbie Williams fancies himself a fucking rocking Christian. We fancy ourselves music critics: your song sucks, Robbie.

• Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher called a special legislative session to stop University of Kentucky and University of Louisville from adopting gay-friendly benefits:

Governor Fletcher wants to change state law to require all state agencies to offer health benefits to employees in ways that “adhere” to the Kentucky Constitution’s definition of marriage. Legislators who, like the governor, have strong support from social conservatives want to ban the University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville from offering any assistance to the unmarried partners of university employees. Both institutions moved in the past year to offer such benefits, which faculty leaders say are necessary to recruit top talent, but the benefits have infuriated powerful groups and politicians who identify themselves as pro-family but whose critics see them as anti-gay.

Who needs well-qualified teachers when you can have oppression and discrimination?

• Mr. Rogers got it wrong - you aren't special. In fact, you suck. And don't you forget it.

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Our gossip-obsessed cousin Mollygood reports that Michael Jackson made good on his miserly promise and charged fans $3500 a pop for a bit of face time.

MG wonders what kind of person would cough up so much dough to yuck it up with MJ. We know - they're obviously [insert adjective here].

• Friendly warning to America's Next Top Model's Nigel Barker - the kids from New Now Next have been stalking you. We don't think you're in any danger, but you may want to be careful when/how/where you do your stretches. Also, if some faggots ask you to spot them, throw the poor boys a bone. Especially if you're wearing short shorts. [New Now Next]

• Lance Bass is writing a memoir not-so-cleverly entitled Out of Sync. [Entertainment Tonight]

• Gawker wants you to rename it. [Gawker]

• Meanwhile, Bass' ex's (Reichen) ex and former Amazing Race contestant, Chip Arndt, hopes to raise 100,000 to fight AIDS. Cool, right? What's not so cool is that his correspondent MySpace page plays "Here Comes The Sun". What about Michael Jackson's Ryan White memorial tune, "Gone To Soon"? Too depressing? Okay, what about "You've Really Got Me" by The Kinks? Oh, wait… [MySpace]

• Largo's would-be city womanager Steve Stanton's still deciding whether to appeal his firing after announcing impending sex change. [St. Petersburg Times]

• No more gay only bars in England. Contrary to what you may think, this is a good thing… [Pink News UK]

• Universal Press Syndicate vows to continue publishing Ann Coulter's column. [TPM]

• No Idol for The View. [TMZ]

• Holy fucking shit!! Stonewall reopens in 5 days! OMG! We're totally hyperventilating! Hurry, someone remind us how much we don't care!! [NY Observer]

• Don't forget Good Times tonight at eastern bloc with guest DJ's Baby C and Sparber. Details and some pics from a previous installment, after the jump…

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