We thought it a bit queer when Michael Lucas decided to call his latest - um - movie La Dolce Lucas, a clear imitation of Federico Fellini's classic La Dolce Vita. But, we figured that since Fellini's dead, the similarity would go unchallenged. Not so. We hear via homeboy Andy Towle that International Media Films Inc has sued Lucas (born Andrei Treivas Bregman - a name we're sure he'd like the world to forget. But, of course, we won't let you.) for copyright infringement.

Outspoken as always, Lucas had this to say about the company's allegations:

This lawsuit is completely out of line. I think they're making fools of themselves. I don't think Fellini would like that… Nobody can be confused and think they're buying Fellini's movie by buying mine. It's a sex flick. This movie's taking place in New York today and has absolutely nothing to do with Fellini's, produced in 1960 in Rome. I'm not hiring them for their ability to act, that's for sure.

Of course you aren't, Mr. Lucas. Nor are you directing your films for anything even close to resembling art, as Mr. Fellini intended.

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The gays love porn. So it makes total sense to give you queens what you want. It is time for another contest and this time the winner gets a lot more than a shirt. They get the gift that keeps on giving. Orgasms that is.

Our pal Mr. Michael Lucas is hooking up two of our winners with a DVD. One of you will win a copy of Lucas Entertainment’s Dangerous Liaisons and the other will receive the still unreleased Auditions 5.

So, now you want to know what you need to do to win. Here it is: Send us an image file. It can be a photo, a collage, a drawing, anything. But it has to include some sort of love for either Queerty, Mr. Lucas, or both.

Gays are supposed to be creative. Get it together and you could win a chance to get off with our help.