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Though many months have passed since that story hit the big time, Michelangelo Signorile's reliving the nightmarish details with this:
Great. Now we're officially sterile. Meanwhile, an Idaho-based button manufacturer accidentally printed a picture of Craig alongside Barack Obama. The campaign materials were meant for Democrat Larry LaRocco, who's running for Senate. Craig, of course, isn't running due to his sex sting arrest last year… PS: Signorile has audio of Jones' butt eating allegations. Give it a listen, if you dare. |
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Ted Haggard spent years damning homosexuality from his pulpit at New Life Church, but found himself ousted after rent boy Mike Jones outed him as a meth-smoking homo. The disgraced Haggard soon moved to Arizona, where he and his family vowed to work through their very public problems. Well, now he's back, but not to his old tricks. Under a severance deal that Ted Haggard reached with the church in 2006, he agreed to leave Colorado Springs and not talk about the scandal publicly. The deal expired at the end of 2007. New pastor Brady Boyd said Haggard was now free to live where he wanted and has returned to Colorado Springs. Well that's a damn shame. We'd love to hear how his "degayification" process went! |
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Does Ted Haggard Hooker Have Monopoly On Scandal?
The killer who gunned down four people last month at a church in Colorado Springs and a youth mission in Arvada, wrote a letter addressed "To God" that was recovered along with other items from his car. Well this should do wonders for sales! |
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Hooker's Lips Officially Unsealed...
I'll put my credibility up against Larry Craig's. Here's a man that doesn't know the difference between innocence and guilty…I think people know he's been a liar. It may seem a bit suspicious that Jones would have carnal connections with two of the biggest scandals of the past two years, but that's just his style: It's not like these are the only two high-profile guys I saw. But I've never heard the others speak ill about the homosexual community or about being gay, so I have no reason to say anything about them. At least we can be sure Jones won't pop his head into the Trent Lott scandal… |
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Idaho Statesman Releases Risqué Audio (With Anal!)
The Idaho Statesman published explicit audio recordings from five of Craig's alleged lovers, including familiar faces David Phillips and Mike Jones… |
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Mike Rogers Blow-Up Forces Jones Underground
As the Larry Craig scandal continued to unfold last week, Jones hinted that he had relations with Craig, as well. Mike Rogers, the blogger who's been dogging Craig since the beginning, called Jones out. And now Jones has gone mysteriously silent. |
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• South Korean soccer fans decided to turn themselves into human light emitting diodes. It's incredible. • Harvey Keitel presented Snoop Dogg with his Hip-Hop Honor, saying: "There really is no artist in any discipline, any of the arts, that I would rather give an award to. Your work effects the way young people think. I can’t think of a better honor than that. You deserve it.” There you have it: all artists should stop what they're doing. Snoop's way better than you in every single way. |
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Are Haggard Hooker's Pants On Fire?
Read the rest of the exchange at PageOneQ. Listen to the audio right here: |
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Did Senator Visit Haggard Hooker?
Management for the radio station says Jones told them he would reveal something about Idaho Senator Larry Craig on the Bulldog Bill Feingold Show. We're torn. Half of Queerty think Jones can't tell a lie, but the other half smells "bullshit". We all agree on one thing: Jones is a whore. A media whore, of course. |
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But Doesn't Need It...
After being pushed from the pulpit for his gay, drug-fueled affair with reformed hooker, Mike Jones, the Evangelical and his poor family plan to set up shop in Phoenix. From the way Haggard tells it, the move's putting a bit of strain on his wallet. And he needs a little help from his friends. |
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And It Doesn't Involve Street Corners, Massages or Evangelical Closet Cases!
While Jones didn't get exposed to nerve gas, he did land some marines back in his hooking days, which came to an end after he outed Evangelical leader Ted Haggard. It's Jones' book, I Had To Say Something: The Art of Ted Haggard's Fall, which recalls his fling with the ousted holy hypocrite, that really grabbed Bauman's - um - eye. |
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Also, Gives Shitty Massages
A real trooper, Jones agreed. He even took his shirt off for old time's sake. Despite his strong man body, however, Jones insists broken boy. Beck recalls their intimate encounter: As he pawed at my back, I felt he was trying to pick a scab. "I'm 50 years old and lost. I'd love to get massaged for a change instead of massaging everyone else. But, for the most part, sex bores me." This from a man who continued to touch my ass every time I asked a hard question. "My body's been my calling card, but it's also been a curse because people just use you and throw you away when they're done playing with you. There's more to Mike Jones than just that part." Well, to be fair, you were selling your body. If they had tried to take your heart, you'd be dead. And then Ted Haggard never would have experienced true love. So, how does Beck describe the massage? "It really sucked." Another potential post-scandal career down the drain… |
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Jones Not Interested
As you may recall, Jones spent three years servicing the since-disgraced Evangelical leader. Now that Haggard's been outed - and rehabbed - Jones continues to ride the scandalous wave to promote his tell-all, I Had To Say Something. The publicity train recently took him over to those sex-aholics over at Nerve, where Jones offers some more details of his fling with Teddy Boy. |