• Actress Sharon Stone simply can't wait around for the right man:

[Stone] is sick of men who "act like women" and claims she would rather be romanced by a "masculine" lady.

Sharon - who famously played a bisexual serial killer in 'Basic Instinct' - claimed: "Everybody is bisexual to an extent. Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now.

The 49-year old also says she likes "lesbian sports," like fishing and golf. She's a full blown dyke!

• Lambda Literary announces award nominees.

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• A little lesson on the race card. Rules apply to the gay card, too.

• Why do straight men continue to confuse being gay with being losers?

• Gay refugees hope the United States shows them some asylum love. Poor, delusional souls.

• This says it all:

The director of a prominent soccer club insinuates on national television that a player on a rival team is gay. The player sues for slander and goes on TV to deny being homosexual. A judge causes an uproar by saying gays don't belong in Brazilian soccer.

The judge later corrects himself,

Not that a homosexual can't play soccer. He can, but he must form his own team and federation, setting up matches with those who want to play against him.

Ew, who'd want to play footie with a faggot?

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We're absolutely dumbfounded by this picture of Paris Hilton getting all gussied up in what our celeb-obsessed cousin, Mollygood, describes as "black-face". That's a fine word for it, but we think there may be another word or, possibly, phrase. Again, we're dumbfounded, so maybe one of you lot can give us a hand?

(PS: This episode of The Simple Life, during which Hilton and cohort Nicole Richie reenacted their life-long friendship, received so much flack, some claim it helped E!'s decision to ax the show.)

• We're totally in love with the animal behavior student who made this video.

• Anti-gay crackdown in Italy?

Italian police detained two gay men for kissing outside the Colosseum and accused them of "lewd conduct", sparking howls of protest on Friday from rights groups and calls for an apology from a government minister.

Coppers, meanwhile, claims the arrests have nothing to do with homophobia.

• Nicole Richie has a date with the warden.

• Happy Outiversary, Lance Bass!

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• Frank Griggs sure does look sexy as Project Runway finalist Laura Bennett. If only he'd made himself preggers. Now that would have been hot. [!! omg !! Blog]

• What's black, white, and has Mark Foley's name written all over it? The ballot in Florida! [Huffington Post]

• Wait. Neil Patrick Harris isn't gay? That's news to us. [Contact Music]

• Sydney schedules Transgender Remembrance Day for November 20th. There shall be no commemorating on any other day, ya heard? [SX News]

• Nicole Richie's cat tried to kill itself. Don't worry, it lived. [Best Week Ever]

• Iraqi gays still fear for their lives. Don't you love "democracy"? [Indy Bay]

• Seemingly always a big step ahead of the U.S., gay Brits get to register for civil unions starting today.

• Spokane mayor James West claims he’s sworn off dick. That is until he loses tomorrow’s recall election and finds himself in a month-long gay sex bender.

• Gay porn star/jail bird Mark Dalton has been released from prison, where he likely spent most of his time practicing for his comeback Falcon video.

• Fluff piece central USA Today does a nice job of revealing absolutely nothing about interior design queen Nate Berkus. Aside from the fact that he’s just absolutely gorgeous. Come to think of it, it sounds exactly like the sort of consequential piece we would write about him.

• The Simple Life bitches continue to parlay their reality show success into more crap we’re sure we’ll just eat up. Well, almost. While we think a Nicole Richie sitcom is a great idea, even we’re tiring of image-whore Paris Hilton putting her name on just about anything.

• Wonkette points out that CNN is so aware of their queer viewers and their adoration of Anderson Cooper.