Toilet trolling Senator Larry Craig will not be attending his disorderly conduct-related hearing today:

A Minnesota judge will be hearing Sen. Larry Craig's petition to overturn his guilty plea on a disorderly conduct charge in Minneapolis on Wednesday, but the Idaho Republican will not be at the hearing.

I have been advised not to. I will not be attending," Craig said.

What? Does he have a flight somewhere, or something?

Meanwhile, Bilerico's Alex Blaze thinks Craig's cooked.