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Overwhelmed by the tireless coverage of the Madonna/Alex Rodriguez/Lenny Kravitz/Cynthia Rodriguez rat fuck, a delirious MSNBC staffer accidentally put up a picture of OJ Simpson in place of the Yankee cad.

We understand mistakes happen, but - c'mon! - it's OJ Fucking Simpson! If he did some how become involved - well, we think our heads would explode!

PS: Sorry for the poor image quality. It's Tuesday! (Whatever that means…)

Since he's already defended a double-murderer, lawyer Robert Shapiro has now invested his occupational expertise - and leathery face - to a legal website, Legal Zoom. Now, we don't want to say this site's totally phony, but you know something's up when you can make a wills start at $69. If you're making a will for under a hundred dollars, well, you should probably just write it on toilet paper.

Meanwhile, when was Shapiro electrocuted? The poor man looks like he's one bolt away from incineration.

• 'Nuff said.

• Turncoat John McCain on Larry Craig's return to the Senate: "I don’t think [his resignation] keeps him from attending the luncheon if he wants to.” Civil.

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Who knew we'd live to see OJ Simpson confess? No, the former (American) footballer isn't fessing up to Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman's murder. He's admitted to stealing sports memorabilia, but not burglary.

The former football star acknowledged going to the room to get property he said was stolen from him but denied breaking in.
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"Everybody knows this is stolen stuff," Simpson said. "Not only wasn't there a break-in, but Riccio came to the lobby and escorted us up to the room. In any event, it's stolen stuff that's mine. Nobody was roughed up."

Not in this case, at least.

We're so used to thinking of OJ Simpson as a double-murderer, we're having a hard time wrapping our pretty little heads around this:

[Simpson] was interrogated in Vegas yesterday for allegedly breaking into a room at a casino as part of a burglary attempt.

The thought of those royalty checks the Goldmans’ stand to get from the sale of his book probably had him seeing dollar signs. Wonder if he was wearing black leather gloves — that fit.

And we wonder if he left a body!

Religious fundamentalists think gay people are scary. Well, our cousins over at Jossip led us to TMZ's transcript of OJ Simpson's "coulda-woulda-shoulda" retelling of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman's gruesome murders. And, guess what, it's fucking scary.

Now I was standing in Nicole's courtyard, in the dark, listening to the loud, rhythmic, accelerated beating of my own heart. I put my left hand to my heart and my shirt felt strangely wet. I looked down at myself. For several moments, I couldn't get my mind around what I was seeing. The whole front of me was covered in blood, but it didn't compute. Is this really blood? I wondered. And whose blood is it? Is it mine? Am I hurt?

No, you're crazy, OJ. Seriously, seriously nuts.

Now, can someone please forward this to all our anti-gay enemies and please explain to them that gays may be a lot of things, but we're not insane murderers who wrote a book pretending not to be insane murderers. We're total pussy cats by comparison.