Playboy magazine wants its readers weigh in: is former president Bill Clinton sexier than potential Republican first lady Ann Romney?

As you can see, even (presumably) straight men can't resist that Clinton charm. Or maybe it's because Ann Romney looks like Linda Tripp's slightly more attractive sister.

Remember when The Daily Mash posted a satirical piece suggesting ultimate fighters are fagalas? Well, here's the evidence: Daniel Puder at the Playboy mansion's mixed martial arts event.

Case closed?

• If there's one thing lesbians love, it's ladies. Yep, they're all about the chicks. So, of course the sappho-journos over at AfterEllen were all over the Shakira/Beyonce mega-collaboration, "Beautiful Liar". We've reposted the video after the jump, but you should head over and see what the girls had to say. "Sometimes, it’s difficult to distinguish Beyoncé from Shakira and Shakira from Beyoncé. But, really, who’s complaining?" Sluts. [AfterEllen]

• Now this is slutty: NYC Man seeks all of Hell's Kitchen. [craigslist]

• But the ladies at The View think Paris Hilton's the biggest slut of all. She's so slutty, in fact, that she could feasibly have sex with a horse. That's what Joy Behar says… [BWE]

• Peter Tatchell doesn't think London Mayor Ken Livingstone's a slut, but he does think he needs to check himself before wrecks himself. Livingstone implied that Tatchell's an Islamophobe. Tatchell says, "That ain't so, buster!"

• Michael Savage may be a total homophobe prick, but he's going to make CAA lots of money. [TMZ]

• Playboy TV is dead! Oh, dead god, no! Playboy TV is dead!! How ever will we go on? Oh, well,, we'll just have to use the internet. Like everybody else. [Jossip]

• The Black Party's Back. And this time it's holy. [Saint At Large]

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• More perverts in the Catholic Church, this time in Vermont. [Rutland Herald]

• The Playboy company may start creating gay content for television in the UK. This could mean Brits will be able to see two big, tan guys with no pubes pretending to hump each other on a show other than Big Brother. [The Times via GMW]

• The Roxy managed to escape the NYPD during a rash of drug-related shut-downs over the weekend that included Splash Bar, Spirit, and Avalon. [WNBC via Virtual Matter]

• Anti-gay Prime Minister of Australia John Howard says he is not anti-gay, he just thinks homosexuals should not have the same rights as straight people. [365 Gay]

• Brokeback Mountain is now banned in the Bahamas. The government cited "extreme homosexuality, nudity and profanity" as the reasons for the action. We agree that the movie was extremely homosexual, but where was the nudity? We definitely could have seen more of Jake. [Washington Blade]

Perez Hilton is at it again and Gawker is having none of it. Apparently, Hilton is getting a little too big for his blog britches and is beginning to alienate some of those who once held his site near and dear.

Now Perez’s site does have the readers. Read his comments section and draw your own conclusions about the quality of such a readership, but even though they’re many an idiot, there is a shitload of them. We gotta give the boy props for that.

So Gawker decided to call Mario out on his bullshit concerning this Playboy party. We don’t know if we agree with them 100%, but now that Perez has become the subject of his site, and not the real celebrities he once attacked, we don’t care to bother with it so much. His fashions though, they’re too offensive to not note.

Living in LA should allow him access to the world’s top stylists. So we’re at a loss that she continues to be photographed in these duds. Come on girl! You’re big time Perez: TV, radio, all your LA friends, your millions of fans. There is no excuse to wear those outfits.

You’re becoming a cartoon, the very person you once lampooned. Which, we guess, is sadly the idea.

Perez Hilton Makes Us Hate Ourselves [Gawker]