Remember the Seth Tobias murder mystery? You know, the one where the crazy wife named Filomena allegedly drugged and drowned hedge-funding CNBC talking head husband Seth, who erroneously believed he and his wife were going to menage with a porn star named Tiger? Well, that case - by far the most bizarre and long-winded in recent memory - just took few million new twists. That's if you believe this guy, Billy Ash.

Ash may or may not be the star witness in the investigation and, according to NY Mag, may or may not have some pants on fire. Above you see the video of Ash walking the world through how Filomena murdered Tobias. Our sister site Jossip has even more madness. Warning: may not safe for people with a grasp on reality.

Meanwhile, Filomena will face no criminal charges in Tobias' death. In fact, the cops have closed the case. Poor Ash will just have to fade away…

Porn princess Chi Chi LaRue ain't down with barebacking.

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In a follow-up to Does Michael Lucas Have A Job?, we'd like to pass along a note the porn mogul penned to blogger Andy Towle. Lucas takes issue with Towle's coverage of two MK's legislative push against gay pride. Russian-born Lucas chides Towle for his apparently inflammatory conclusion. Writes Lucas, "You chose at the end of this post to point out more negative points about Israel, like demonstrations of a few hundred Hassidic Jews against Pride in Jerusalem, and the alleged bomber." While those news stories are negative, they're also handy references for Towle's readers. Anyway, we've included the entire email after the jump. Note that he begins by saying he knows Towle doesn't hate Jews. He doesn't give everyone that benefit. Queer.

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Want to own a piece of Michael Lucas? Of course you do! Who wouldn't!?

We're all in luck, then, because the Russian porn mogul recently took to eBay to auction off some of his least cherished belongings. While one would think Lucas would enlist one of his male beauties to model the goods, he chose to put himself in the pictures.

Perhaps he thought his - cough - "natural" good looks would help boost sales.

There's some gay porn drama over in California. Police are currently investigating a group of websites which posted pictures high school swimmers.

Some of the pictures, of boys as young as 14, were displayed next to photos of nude young men and graphic sexual content, an Orange County Register investigation found.

Parents, coaches and school officials were alarmed, and parents said some of the boys were traumatized and sought counseling.

"These kids don't look at what they do as shameful," said Joan Gould, an international water polo official and a spokeswoman for a group of Orange County water polo parents. "For someone to come in and take what these kids are doing and take it out of context and exploit these images, these kids and their schools, because you can see the school name on the caps, is just horrible."

The original culprit calls London home, but the pictures spread across the internet like wildfire.

Former gay porn player and current American Gladiator Militia has already grabbed an endorsement gig.

The mammoth man has signed a $35,000 contract to represent HeadBlade razors. Company president Todd Greene could barely contain his excitement: "Militia will play an important role enhancing our lifestyle brand across multiple media platforms as he continues to redefine the modern-era gladiator competition."

"Lifestyle brand?" Ha!

The queer case of hedge funder Seth Tobias' drowning death takes another turn:

The widow of hedge fund guru Seth Tobias hastened his drowning death by stirring crushed sleeping pills into his pasta sauce, according to a former employee.

That's just one of the explosive claims that ex-Tobias aide Bill Ash made during a lie-detector test.

Tobias' brothers accuse wife Filomena of tricking Tobias into thinking they were going to have a threesome with gay porn star "Tiger".

Poor Tobias didn't remember that cats hate water.

Times Square ain't want it used to be! One of Ginch Gonch's crotch heavy adverts proved to hot for New York's consumeristic epicenter. GG president Jason Sutherland, however, tells Radar's Josie Swindler it's all "cheeky fun". From the latest issue: "This isn't pornograhic, this is cheeky fun… The men that are having their wieners eaten probably enjoy having their wieners eaten by both sexes." As long as someone's getting fed!

Sutherland may not find the wiener-vert to be pornographic, but some of these other ads got us a bit flustered…

Michael Lucas has his eyes set on a new star. We hear from NewNowNext, who heard from In Touch, who probably heard from a publicist that Lucas wants to tap reality "celebrity" Spencer Pratt for one of his cocktastic skin flicks.

Says Lucas, "He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster. Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt." Well, at least someone other than Pratt thinks his life has meaning.

Lucas continues: "Trust me - I'll know how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see." We're not sure what part that may be, but Colin at NewNowNext suggests Pratt's corpse. Gnarly.

Pratt has, blessedly, turned down the offer.

There are new details emerging in the myterious death of CNBC's millionaire contributor Seth Tobias.

Tobias allegedly drowned last September, but his brothers allege Tobias' wife duped him into thinking she'd arranged a pool side romp with porn star and preferred boy toy, "Tiger". They claim that Filomena Tobias then drugged her husband and dumped him in the pool.

Tiger says he was in Las Vegas at the time of Tobias' untimely death and offered the haziest details of their past. Now this sex kitty's opening up:

He put on some weight since we used to hang out, but we definitely had sex. We got together a couple of times in Florida, and also in New Jersey and Vegas.

I often went with Seth to great destinations. He may have talked about me with Filomena during his drug binges. I may have been the only guy he'd ever been with. He may have thought I was his boyfriend. She may have gotten jealous.

Tiger also says Mrs. Tobias sought him out for a threesome with a girlfriend. The widow denies this claim.

Tobias' former assistant also gives up some information, telling Rush & Molloy, "Seth talked about Tiger for a year." Guess the cat's out of the bag.

Now we're really excited to watch NBC's resurrected American Gladiators.

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We hope Hell's Kitchen bar HK has some hoses, because Michael Lucas whipped his out during a publicity party for his new skin flick, Gigolo. From a concerned citizen:

Things got pretty heated at HK Lounge on 39th St last Friday when porn King Michael Lucas, on top of the bar and in the full monty, realized the shirt he threw into the crowd during his strip tease was his Marc Jacobs shirt, designed specifically for him from his designer friend.

To get it back, he allowed the lucky person who caught the shirt a special oral treat below the belt.

Lucas, you truly are a pillar of this community. Bravo.

We've included the Gigolo trailer after the jump. We dedicate it to Mitt Romney.

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We've never understood men who say they're looking for "straight acting" men or describe themselves in the same term.

First and foremost, it perpetuates repressive ideals of masculinity. Secondly, it tacitly rejects stereotypically gay behavior. And, finally, it just sounds dumb.

We're not the only ones scratching our heads…

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Jeremy Hall never in a million years would have imagined himself a porn star. In fact, the Canadian national started his adulthood as a construction worker, a lifestyle that proved too restrictive. Eager to show off and explore his burgeoning sexuality, Hall embarked on a career in flesh flicks. Hall wanted more, however, and soon launched his eponymous website, where he regularly recruits and penetrates college jocks.

How did this reformed closet case find his way from Vancouver into your home? He tells our editor, after the jump…

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