Had you told us that little Nick Cannon would one day marry Mariah Carey, we wouldn't believe it. Reviewing this video for Gigolo, however, it's all starting to make sense. They're made for each other.

R. Kelly knows people love "Real Talk" from his most recent album, Double Up. He's right. We definitely can't resist his poetic ways:

How the fuck she knew I was with them other girls then
When the whole club packed wait a minute let me finish what I've got to say
I've been with you five years and you listening to your motherfucking girlfriends
I dont know why you fuck with them all jealous no man havin' ass hoes anyway

Real talk

Unfortunately, music networks can't feature such potty language, so Kelly did us all a favor and put a video on YouTube. Thanks, R. Kelly. You light up our lives.

• National Gay and Lesbian Task Force executive director Matt Foreman has some harsh words for Democratic presidential contenders:

We find no evidence that the Democratic frontrunners counter Republicans’ anti-LGBT speech with routine and positive inclusion of LGBT people in their visions for a whole and healthy society… The Democrats include us — sorta — but only in response to a direct question and typically in the language of careful legislative reform.

Word!

• Jim McGreevey and soon-to-be ex-wife Dina Matos McGreevey make another court appearance. Judge urges them to settle and stop wasting time/money. And, for some reason, Mato-McGreevey thinks she's entitled to $56,000 a month in alimony. Was her book really that much of a bomb?

• Venice film festival gets gay with Queer Lion Award.

• PlanetOut announces mixed second quarter fiscal results.

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If you haven't heard water-sports fan R. Kelly's new album, you're really missing out. Double Up's by-far the R&B singer's most smooth, head-bopping and ridiculous album to date. "Zoo" brings racial stereotypes to a new, sensual level and "Real Talk" features the most poetic lyrics in musical history:

How The Fuck She Knew I Was With Them Other Girls Then
When The Whole Club Packed Wait A Minute Let Me Finish What I've Got To Say
I've Been With You Five Years And You Listening To Your Motherfucking Girlfriends
I Dont Know Why You Fuck With Them All Jealous No Man Havin Ass Hoes Anyway
Real Talk

Incredible!! That blows "You Remind Me Of Something" out of the water! "Real Talk" doesn't yet have a video, so we've posted "You Remind Me of Something," instead. It's way romantic.

We've also included Double Up's "I'm a Flirt," which features T-Pain and T.I.. After the jump, of course..

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