Here's a preview of the upcoming Elle reality show Stylista (nee Fashionista?), starring fashion news director Anne Slowey as the evil villainess who will RUIN YOUR NAME IN THIS INDUSTRY.

She arrives via town car! She wears dark sunglasses! She dons four-inch heels! She expects her lunch plate to be feng-shuied! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF GLAMOUR, PEOPLE.

She's clearly trying too hard to be Miranda Priestley, but those who know her might, uh, say the act isn't an act. Whatever. We're going to love it.

Below, dos mas clips. One almost features tears.

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Everybody we know is going through withdrawal since Project Runway ended last week. Besides being the most compelling reality show on television right now (barring perhaps this season of The Amazing Race), Proj:Run had a very high gay cuteness quotient in its contestants that held the attention of homosexual viewers everywhere. Whatever your taste, you probably found one of the queer designers kind of sexy at some point.

So what will we do without them? Project Catwalk! England's answer to Proj:Run, hosted by supermodel Elizabeth Hurley, is down to its final three, one of whom is cute, 20-year-old first-year fashion student Matthew Bowkett. Matthew has survived this far in the show despite his awful sewing skills by being creative, knowing his limits, and sticking to the brief. Check him out in the Project Catwalk season finale next Thursday on Sky One in the UK (or wherever you can find it), and report back on whether you think he is cuter than Proj:Run's Daniel V.

Project Catwalk [Sky One]
Project Catwalk Recaps [Catwalk Queen]