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Misadventures in Male Plastic Surgery
We'll start with Thierry Mugler, who has done gone lost his mind. The former all-star designer, pictured with Jean-Paul Gaultier in 1993, decided to turn himself into this: a creature he calls Manfred. More like man-dread. Ha! |
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Just days after calling Americans "whiny," Rupert Everett employed the same adjective for British troops. "The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining!" You sound like an asshole, Rupert. Please stop. [Telegraph via HuffPo] |
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Why? Because apparently we Yanks don't stand up and fight for what's right. Oh, and we all talk like Carrie Bradshaw. |
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Frighteningly plasticine singer Boris Moiseyev told a newspaper that while he thinks the nation's gays should be able to march, the gays should basically back off: …Moiseyev doesn't approve of Moscow gay pride parade organizers being so persistent in their desire to conduct a march in spite of the authorities ban and public protests. "If society doesn't accept [gays], they shouldn't insist." This sort of reminds us of when Rupert Everett "party-grazing cows" comment. |
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Anyway, Hathaway's currently in Los Angeles, where she'll receive the Human Rights Campaign's Ally Award. Rumor has it HRC has a hit out on me, so I unfortunately wasn't able attend this evening's festivities. Luckily, Hathaway made some time yesterday to have a chat with me, to whom she's always been quite the ally. We touched on some predictable topics, but I also threw her for a loop with some curve balls. For example, "Should Sally Kern be censured?" and "Does Hollywood condone the closet?" Hathaway handled herself like a pro, of course and I offer Annie many thanks for being a friend. We've traveled down that road and back again. Her heart is true. She's a pal and a confidant. And if Annie Hathaway threw a party, invited everyone she knew, you would see that the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend." Now that I've proven my gayness by quoting the Golden Girls theme, dive into that there jump and read what Hathaway had to say for her pretty self… [Image by Jeremy Kost] |
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Wilde, That Is...
Yes, I'm writing a screenplay of a film I'm hoping to get made with myself in it, about Oscar Wilde, after the trial, his life in exile…It's provisionally titled Sebastian Melmoth, after one of the aliases Wilde adopted after his downfall. Everett's neither of those things, of course. He's just gay. |
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The Clooney questioning actor garnered some ink again today after comparing Hollywood, a geographical location, with Al-Qeada, a terrorist organization. As if that's not enough, the actor goes on to criticize the entertainment industry's double standards: A 50 year old male drug addict will be supported. Everyone feels enormous compassion for them. Without naming names, female alcoholics and drug addicts are absolutely rejected. It's not accepted. Oh, please! We don't hunt Britney because she's a woman! We stalk the pop star because she's partly our creation: we feel responsible for her gloriously tragic end and want to revel in her tabloid-ready beauty. |
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Gay Actor Gets Bitchy (Again)
Meanwhile, Everett describes Diane Keaton, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and other heavyweights as "parodies of themselves". No word on what Everett thinks of himself. |
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Are Coke-Fueled Orgies Solely The Realm Of Rappers?
It's just as well I'm gay. Rappers sound sort of gay… |
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This Man Must Have A Death Wish
Forget St Trinian's, I should really be headmistress of a star academy. All these so-called style divas have such terrible dress sense. I could give them a proper going over, and then put them back on the road. Everett better watch his back! We all know Madonna and Moss both vast international networks of homo agents. They could strike at any time in any way. Our prayers are with you, Rupert… Note to Madonna and Moss: the "prayers" we promise Everett are in no way a sign of allegiance. Don't hurt us… |
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Big Ol' Ta-Tas!
Laments Everett: I wear marvelous clothes – tweed suits, Wellingtons, pearls, scarves from Hermes. I also have very big breasts. It has made me feel much more sympathetic to women. Double D cups put your back out. I think I'd have them off. Breasts and high heels are awful. That's just about the saddest thing we've ever heard! Our hearts go out to you, Everett, you brave, brave boy. [Image] |
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Actor Recalls Cinema Sucks, Fucks
Speaking about his youth on BBC One's Breakfast program, Everett recalled visiting provincial cinemas. 9:09? Oh, Rupert, you should have known better - the international ethics codes clearly state that wank nostalgia has no place before 9:10am. Meanwhile, if you readers want to see Everett have a bit of fun with leather and whips, check out a skit from Britain's The Friday Night Project, after the jump… |
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And France Gall, too!
Tarantino's soundtracks always strike a chord, so naturally we set out on a quest to find a video for March's track, "Chick Habit". We were unsuccessful on that front, but we did find the song set over Blue Murder at St. Trinian's, the second in the The Belles of St. Trinian's movie series. Based on the cartoons of Robert Searle, the first of those flicks starred Alastair Sim as Clarence Fritton and his sister, Miss Fritton. Pretty scandalous for 1954. Now, in 2007, Rupert Everett will take over the role in Oliver Parker's silver screen adaptation of the hit movies. We also learned that April March didn't originate "Chick Habit". French songster Serge Gainsbourg wrote the song - "Laisse Tomber Les Filles" - and a woman named France Gall provided the vocals. We included that brieg video, after the jump. Since that video's so short, however, we've also included Gall's 1977 single, "Musique". We're, like, totally international! |
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That's right, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's culinary queer's up in the mix as the show's newest, gayest judge. AfterElton sits down with Allen to get the scoop on the show and, for some reason, his taste in men. Literally: AE: You're trapped on a deserted island with Tom Colicchio, Carson Kressley and Rupert Everett. Whom do you eat to survive, and how would you prepare them? Allen also offers some details on the hottie contestants, the season's tasty twists and insists he's not a party guy. He's more inclined, he says, to spend his time eating a Cuban…sandwich. |