The new Men's Journal photo spread of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte inspired more embarrassing tales of the heart from our Lance Bass-loving colleague, Whitney Little: "During my sophomore year in college I had a teensy weensy crush Phelps that drove me to spend over $100 on all the MP paraphernalia I could find on eBay… I finally moved on, but I have a bad feeling my problem may creep back now that it’s Olympic season yet again and Men’s Journal is putting out pictures like these."

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