Sacha Baron Cohen's penis basically dominated Borat, so it comes as no surprise to hear that the actor's nether regions make a not-so-subtle cameo in his latest big screen endeavor: as Signor Adolfo Pirelli in Sweeney Todd.

Psych! That's not really Cohen's cock. It's movie magic! Marc Malkin offers the delicious details:

There’s no missing Pirelli’s package. “Oh, that was the real thing,” Sweeney Todd’s two-time Oscar-winning costume designer Colleen Atwood told me the other day with a giggle, but quickly admitting, “Yeah, we augmented.”

No surprise, it was Cohen's idea to enlarge his manhood for the flick. Cohen’s body-hugging pants were stuffed with “a little quilted thing.”

We must admit we're disappointed. Why? Because every time a big dick fantasy dies, a fairy loses their wings.

Stefan Olsdal and Brian Malko weren't the only boys locking lips this weekend.

Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Farrell got down and dirty - no, seriously, they were down on the ground getting dirty - when they received their MTV Movie Best Kiss Award for their smooch in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. As AfterElton points out, this marks the second year in a row that two men have won the honor. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger took home the prize last year for their gay lovin' in Brokeback Mountain.

Take a peek at the Cohen/Farrell make-out session, after the jump.

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We don't know, but those kids over at Radar seem pretty gay. First they were all up in club kid turned killer Michael Alig's jail cell, then John Cook yakked it up with homo-politico Andrew Sullivan and now they bring us the news that Borat's son's a gay porn star.

Or, rather, that's Adrian Cortez: the actor who plays Sacha Baron Cohen's characters son in the movie. Radar reports:

His name is Adrian Cortez, but he's better known by his nom de porn, Stonie. According to his manager, David Forest, Cortez is a 25-year-old gay porn star who has appeared in around 65 films.

Borat's producers first contacted Forest in June 2005, he tells Radar. "They wanted to find someone who would look 13 or 14 but was actually of legal age and would do frontal nudity," he recalls. Cortez immediately sprang to mind, he says, because "he's a small-framed boy but has a large organ." How large? "About eight inches, and thick."

You'd think a father would be proud of a boy like that - not only does he have a big dick, but he's a movie star! Well, an adult movie star; that's sort of the same thing. But, apparently Borat's exploited his son's genitals only to toss him aside like so many bastards. Radar breaks the news that Borat neglected to invite his son to the premiere.

Radar certainly got deep into this story. How deep? About eight inches and with a circumference like you wouldn't believe!

• Mel Gibson on Good Morning America. (And something else?) [Gawker]

• Kirk on Foley. (And Hastert, too.) [365 Gay]

• "Borat" on faggotry. (And touches upon Kazakhstan.) [The Advocate]

• Harley-Davidson on beef jerky. (And…???) [Rocking Mountain News]

• Kim Ficera on gay rumors. (And with all the big names.) [AfterEllen]

• Kevin Aviance is on Tyra Banks Today! (And go!) [The Tyra Banks Show]

• Ireland on big changes. (And that's all folks!) [Ireland Online]