The latest entry in Freaky Friday: Sexuality Edition aka Lindsay Lohan's relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson comes via Facebook, where under her pseudonym "Bella Vita" she posted a topic in the "Lindsay Lohan & Samatha Ronson" group over the weekend, titled "not breaking up". Her message read:

"Tabloids and people tell lies- they always wanna see everything and anything good come to an end. duh"

Duh, indeed, Lohan. Our mother just joined Facebook over the holiday weekend and while she warily grasped the concept, we  have no idea how to explain this to her. "Well, you see Mom, some people on Facebook are so popular that their love life warrants its own group, where everyone can talk about them all day. But, if they want, they can go in under their "pseudonym" and comment on their relationship too. And then some gay blog will post about it and it'll be 'news.' It's sort of like high school, if everyone in the entire world was in your graduating class."

Lindsay Lohan's alleged lesbianism continues to grab the gossip-lovers' eye. And, assuming the actress and DJ Samantha Ronson are doing it, Gawker's Sheila McClear thinks Lohan deserves major congratulations:

Here's what's cool: Lohan has been entirely matter-of-fact about the whole affair. She's continued to appear in public with her rumored lover. There has been no moaning from her about private-life intrusion from the media, and no cries from her cougar mom to "Leave Lindsey ALONE!"
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So Lohan's openness is a big deal, and it's awesome! Despite her bouts of rehab and some unfortunate recent roles, she's young and still has most of her career ahead of her, so the stakes are high. Lohan acts as if she's in love with another woman—and she's put her personal happiness over any standard Hollywood career logic. Lohan's love has conquered all!

You know what would be even more heroic? Actually saying she's getting down with the 'gina.

We were never quite sure what to make of the Lindsay Lohan lesbian rumors.

Our first, cynical instinct told us to dismiss them as bunk, but we couldn't shake the feeling that Lohan has, in fact, been getting - and going - down with Samantha Ronson. And we're only growing more convinced. Consider this:

Insiders told Page Six that Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover where Lohan "comes out" about her relationship with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and the mag has offered her "around $1 million to do the cover." One source said, "Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money." Lohan's rep denies there's a deal, however, saying, "They sent offers and we passed."

Hmm, denial of a coming out deal, but no denial of a coming out? That's very unlike straight-laced press flacks.

Curiouser and curiouser…

Lindsay Lohan and DJ gal pal Samantha Ronson sparked more lesbian rumors this weekend after getting close and comfortable at a recent party in Cannes. And, as the gossip mongers turn the heat up on homo rumors, Lindsay's father has thrown plenty of fuel on the fire:

Michael Lohan isn't playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay's close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson.

Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."

"Life choices?" Could born against Christian Michael be throwing some brimstone into the mix?

Lesbian party person Samantha Ronson must pay Perez Hilton's court cost after a judge tossed Ronson's defamation suit against Hilton. Ronsoe sued the blogger after he claimed she planted cocaine in Lindsay Lohan's car.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may look coquettish (not to be confused with cokeheadish) in this picture, but they're more open when it comes to love letters. Or that's what Star says, at least.

According to Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher, the tab-rag's next issue features excerpts from alleged love letters between Lohan and her alleged lesbian lover, Ronson - musician Mark Ronson's DJ sister. In one letter, the fire crotched starlet writes to Ronson,

Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.

We wonder where she'll get the sperm.