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Remember the Seth Tobias murder mystery? You know, the one where the crazy wife named Filomena allegedly drugged and drowned hedge-funding CNBC talking head husband Seth, who erroneously believed he and his wife were going to menage with a porn star named Tiger? Well, that case - by far the most bizarre and long-winded in recent memory - just took few million new twists. That's if you believe this guy, Billy Ash. Ash may or may not be the star witness in the investigation and, according to NY Mag, may or may not have some pants on fire. Above you see the video of Ash walking the world through how Filomena murdered Tobias. Our sister site Jossip has even more madness. Warning: may not safe for people with a grasp on reality. Meanwhile, Filomena will face no criminal charges in Tobias' death. In fact, the cops have closed the case. Poor Ash will just have to fade away… |
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Another Turn In Soap Opera Of A "Murder"
New allegations made by a former assistant to deceased millionaire Seth Tobias include a claim that the former hedge-fund manager's wife hired a voodoo witch doctor to put a curse on her husband before his mysterious drowning death last September, The Tobias family's former assistant also says wife Filomena confessed to drugging the CNBC pundit and luring him to the pool with promises of gay porn star Tiger. |
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The queer case of hedge funder Seth Tobias' drowning death takes another turn: The widow of hedge fund guru Seth Tobias hastened his drowning death by stirring crushed sleeping pills into his pasta sauce, according to a former employee. Tobias' brothers accuse wife Filomena of tricking Tobias into thinking they were going to have a threesome with gay porn star "Tiger". Poor Tobias didn't remember that cats hate water. |
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Meow!
Tobias allegedly drowned last September, but his brothers allege Tobias' wife duped him into thinking she'd arranged a pool side romp with porn star and preferred boy toy, "Tiger". They claim that Filomena Tobias then drugged her husband and dumped him in the pool. Tiger says he was in Las Vegas at the time of Tobias' untimely death and offered the haziest details of their past. Now this sex kitty's opening up: He put on some weight since we used to hang out, but we definitely had sex. We got together a couple of times in Florida, and also in New Jersey and Vegas. Tiger also says Mrs. Tobias sought him out for a threesome with a girlfriend. The widow denies this claim. Tobias' former assistant also gives up some information, telling Rush & Molloy, "Seth talked about Tiger for a year." Guess the cat's out of the bag. |
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Cupids and Tigers and Angry Brothers, Oh My!
The high-minded gossips at NY Times reexamined Tobias' September death, when the businessman "drowned" in his Florida mansion's swimming pool. And the vultures are finding some skeletons: Mr. Tobias’s four brothers and Mrs. Tobias are locked in a legal battle over the estate, which is worth at least $25 million. And, in a civil complaint, they have gone so far as to accuse her of murder. Meow! This Tiger fellow reportedly works at a Palm Beach gay bar - Cupids - and earned his nominal stripes for the Tiger-like tattoos down his side. He's also appeared in a movie called Dreams Cum True. Don't ask us how we know that. Mrs. Tobias denies the Tobias brothers' intimation that she drugged and dragged her husband into the pool as retribution for an ongoing fling with the aforementioned Mr. Tiger. She also denies that she went to Cupids with the slain Seth. She also called her accusers "evil". We'll have to wait for Mr. Tobias' toxicology report before we start calling anyone "evil". |