Siegfried & Roy's alleged private life keeps becoming public, thanks to an imaginative tell-all from former security guard Jim Mydlach.

We've previously heard creepy details about their collection of animal ashes, but email newsletter PopBitch passed on some even more unsettling, mostly unbelievable rumors, in bullet form. We've annotated:

• Siegfried and Roy enjoyed foursomes with Liberace and his boy-toy Scott Thorson. [Believe it.]

• Their tricks are done with body doubles and concealed panels. [Believe it.]

• Roy died for a while during surgery after being bitten by Montecore the tiger. [Believe it, but totally possible to come back from that shit.]

• Shirley MacLaine is one of many of their friends who believes Roy did die and that Siegfried parades around a hired lookalike. [We believe that she would believe this.]

Can you imagine the amount of surgery a double would have to undergo to look like Roy? A lot. That would be some dedication. And a tiger.

Horror fans rejoice!

Siegfried and Roy's former security guard Jim Mydlach penned a book of the duo's inner most thoughts - as he imagines them, at least.

In addition to getting a "view" of the mens' minds, readers are given a taste of their macabre design scheme:

…We do learn that the couple's estate boasts the world's most interesting pet cemetery, featuring that elephant (probably) and "Favorito, the duo's fave stallion."

The authors write: "Roy eventually became committed to cremation and had shelves of urns lined up in his bedroom, dogs, big cats and his own mother!

Why are we not surprised?

It could be the most spectacular return since Jesus!

"Illusionists" Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn intimated recently that they may possibly consider returning to their glittering Las Vegas stage! The duo haven't performed since their tiger, Montecore viciously mauled Horn four years ago.

Horn told a Vegas paper to "Act surprised when you hear about [the show]," but refused to "let the cat out of the bag". He's still got that Horn sense of humor!

Siegfried, meanwhile, expressed his obvious adoration for longtime pal, Roy:

All the doctors say what he's doing now is impossible. I've always said, 'I am the magician and Roy is the magic.' And Roy shows me every day the magic - the magic of life.

Poof!

In case you're wondering, Horn and the seemingly murderous Montecore still "hang out":

[Horn remains] convinced that Montecore sensed Horn was having a mini-stroke and was dragging him to safety, rather than attacking him. "I hang out with my lifesaver," Horn said.

So, Siegfried's totally in awe of Horn, while Horn's blinded by the great white pussy? Good luck on that reunion!

• In case you didn't know, Siegfried and Roy are gay.

They just never came out. Las Vegas magicians Siegfried & Roy are coming out of the closet in a highly anticipated autobiography soon to be released. It may not come as a big surprise to most people that the two performers are gay but it will be the first time they admit to this officially.

According to details from the upcoming book leaked to the National Enquirer, Siegfried and Roy [were] once very much in love but have since transformed their relationship into a working partnership and a deep friendship.

Now that that's out of the way, we can all go on living our lives.

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• Harriett Miers has withdrawn her Supreme Court Justice nomination. Let's hope Bush's next pick has much better hair.

• A British army sergeant suspected cadet Prince Harry had the name of his girlfriend inked on his royal arse. So Harry was shouted an order: "drop your pants and show me your backside!" Funny enough, this was all part of a fantasy we had just two nights ago.

• Word is Siegfried abuses and drugs up his tiger-clawed boyfriend, Roy Horn. Roy has even resorted to concealing a secret cell phone and knife "to protect himself." Why didn't they incorporate this kind of material into their sleep-inducing Vegas show?

• A Pennsylvania student is being punished for writing that gays are "subhuman" on his blog. We're sure he meant superhuman.

•Mr. Star Jones, Al Reynolds, was left to suffer in a confined jail cell with other masculine convicts for 12 hours. 12 hours we say! And despite phone calls to his beard, um, wife, she never showed up at the police station. Star always did struck us the compassionate type.

• The anti-gay flyers showing up in Texas are great reading material. The line that reads queers "troll for homo sex at 'gay' bars" made us snort out or morning latte. It also left us wondering what goes on in all of those chaste "straight" watering holes. Bible reading and gospel singing? Um, no. (via Andy)