Santa better stuff his stocking with coal this year. Via Slog:

An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else….”
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Users were able to steer Santa into admitting he was gay or that he was a pedophile.

One person said “…..come on you like big hairy men — don't hide it!” To which Santa responded, “I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.”

Eeks! What do you think Santa's hiding that would inspire fury? Does his dick have a red tip? We imagine so - he has, after all, been around the world a few times.