Could it be?! Are Star staffers and their anonymous sources right when they allege Ellen's breakdown last week stemmed from domestic havoc? From the current issue, which hit stands today.

According to multiple sources, [Ellen's] really in pain because her three-year romance with actress Portia de Rossi is all but over.

"Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life," one source tells Star.

Portia has been telling Ellen she's very unhappy at home," says a second source…."When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her."

Our worlds are crumbling. Ellen and Portia are our favorite lesbian couple in lesbian couple history. Without them - well, we just don't know what we'll do.

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Who says tabloids aren't sincere? Certainly not Star EIC Candace Trunzo, who "sincerely apologizes" for the Not Normal gay kiss scandal.

Story breaking blog Boy Culture shares Trunzo and Star's note:

Normal/Not Normal' is supposed to be funny, and I regret that this particular photo caption was offensive and not written in a way to make it clear that we were being humorous. The joke was that Kevin James and Adam Sandler are not gay. If the kiss was between Lance Bass and his boyfriend or any other gay celebrities it would be 'Normal.' Let me point out that in the same issue of STAR, we devote the entire Couples News lead to Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend moving in together. Now that's normal. I sincerely apologize that our attempt at humor was perceived by some to be offensive to the gay community. That was certainly not our intent. We are proud that we support the gay community and will continue to do so.

Boy Culture who once told Trunzo to "kiss my normal gay ass," says he's "I'm tickled pink that Ms. Trunzo cleared that up." And we're tickled pink you're tickled pink, BC.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may look coquettish (not to be confused with cokeheadish) in this picture, but they're more open when it comes to love letters. Or that's what Star says, at least.

According to Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher, the tab-rag's next issue features excerpts from alleged love letters between Lohan and her alleged lesbian lover, Ronson - musician Mark Ronson's DJ sister. In one letter, the fire crotched starlet writes to Ronson,

Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.

We wonder where she'll get the sperm.