Pressing question: is this Paula Abdul's voice? We think not. Regardless of who we're hearing from this pre-taped Super Bowl performance, this track stinks.

We forgot about or repressed all memory of this overtly offensive Super Bowl commercial. Thankfully Mollygood's Cord Jefferson reminded us that Asian racism still exists!

• From "Abigail's X-Rated Teen Diary": "Vote John McCain, but do it quickly! He could be dead tomorrow."

• Amy Winehouse dragged to rehab after crack video. And her hair's black again!

&bull: Some enterprising schmuck has posted a Brokeback Mountain oil painting on eBay. Bid: $2,500. That's gross. And the painting's ugly.

• New research shows that same-sex couples "are just as committed in their relationships as heterosexuals and the legal status of their union doesn't impact their happiness". Because we're so gay!

• Police dispatcher behind teenaged swim team porn site pics.

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