The Hills / Queerty

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"Comic Lisa Lampanelli got serious - sort of - at the N.Y. gala for The Trevor Project, which provides free suicide prevention via a hotline for gay and questioning youth. "I'm deeply saddened at gay suicide," Lampanelli said. 'Why them? Why not the cast of 'The Hills'? That I'd like to see. Heidi and Spencer, go off yourselves!'" [NYND]

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Jenner, Seacrest Love Homoerotic Reality

While we typically eschew reality television about rich twats, we're oddly, embarrassingly excited for this new offering:

You wanna be Paris Hilton’s BFF? What about a seat in Brody Jenner’s entourage? The The Hills professional hanger-on has scored his own Ryan Seacrest-produced reality show, Bromance, which will spit out six episodes on MTV where other fame seekers compete to hang out at Hyde with Jenner.
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To make this an even more homoerotic experience – you know, besides naming the show Bromance – contestants voted off the show will be ousted in a Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony, where losers will be sent home dripping wet in their swimsuit. And that’s after the guys go on “group dates” and try to score “alone time” with Jenner.

Please, god, let their be a blow-off…

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Jun 10, 2008 · Link · 5 Responses

Heidi Does Ellen

At first we were angry to hear that lesbian funny lady Ellen DeGeneres allowed Heidi Montag to grace her famed stage. Then DeGeneres redeemed herself by admitted she doesn't watch The Hills, which makes her one of about a dozen people left on this planet who have televisual standards.