It looks like the two stars of The Simple Life have finally gotten sick of squirting cow's milk all over themselves and saying "fuck" to little kids. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie have now reportedly planned a very fancy commitment ceremony for the lesbian couple with whom they were staying throughout the taping of the latest season of their not-really-a-hit-anymore show.

The lack of details makes us suspicious that the story could just be a rumor, but what an excellent season finale it would be. It might even be enough to make us flip over to E! for the first time since the 90s.

Paris and Nicole plan lesbian wedding [PinkNews]

We are more sad about the cancellation of The Simple Life then we were when our last boyfriend dumped us. Since we heard the news, we have cried and eaten more Bons Bons than humanly possible. At least we still have America's Next Top Model.

No gay man should love a woman the way we love Paris Hilton.