What better way to prepare for gay pride weekend than by reliving prides past? The fellas over at The Sword collected some killer footage of vintage queens doing their thing in the days of yore. Above you'll find a clip from San Francisco's "Eight Annual Gay Freedom Day Parade," which went down way back in 1979, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. You can see one in the background - a big purple beast.

How appropriate! Not after thirty seconds posting Ashley Alexandra Dupre's song, we received an email directing us to The Sword's collection of gay porn music videos.

We're more into scene selection, so we've never experienced the campy might of the porn single, but they're pretty incredible.

Above you'll find the atrociously awesome theme for Spring Break, but we recommend you head over and give Idol In The Sky's anthem a listen. Warning, it's NSFW.