• James Bond to go nekkid. 007 movies have been boring the past several years, but Daniel Craig is already spicing things up. [Socialite's Life]

• Gays infiltrate reality-TV again, but even that won't save Unan1mous, which premieres tonight. Screw it, watch Top Model instead. [Boston.com]

• P. Diddy carries a man-bag. Call it a purse, and he'll pop a cap in yo' ass, bitch. [StarPulse]

• Chastity Bono takes a break from working out on Celebrity Fit Club to chat about her addiction to pills, challenges of losing weight, and having her uterus removed. What a life! [AfterEllen]

• Turkish Oil Wrestling. 'Nuff said. [Casual In Istanbul]

• Salad-tossing as art in Belgium. So weird. [Gridskipper]

• We need to start watching Footballer's Wives. [Dlisted]

• Ultimate fag-hag Tori Spelling's new show, NoTORIous, is a must-watch. We couldn't be more excited. [The Malcontent]

• Tom Malin, the ex-gay hustler (or gay ex-hustler? we're confused), in an IM intervew on his narrow defeat for the Texas State Legislature. I.e., speaking on former White House reporter/fellow hooker: “Everyone has seen my naked ass. Would love to see his.” Fab. [Wonkette]