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Should we be thoroughly delighted that Isis will get to fulfill her longstanding dream or furious that a deeply personal decision is being transformed into a ratings circus? Can we both at the same time? We loved Isis on ANTM– not only was she able to pull off some fierce looks but she patiently kept at explaining that she was not a man dressing up like a woman, but a woman born into the biological body of a man. |
» Plotting…
Model-cum-mogul Tyra Banks recently put out a call for people looking to cure themselves of their gay ways. Applicants will then be paraded on her talk show and, hopefully, ridiculed. [Queers United] |
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RuPaul and her team at Logo just released the trailer for the drag star's new show, RuPaul's Drag Race, which pits queens against each other in a battle to the death. Okay, not the death, but a battle to see who will be crowned America's best drag queen. And, as in the show's announcement, RuPaul takes some jabs at Tyra Banks, declaring, "Step back girl! The queen has returned." And with the most flattering lighting possible. Check it out, after the jump… |
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» Presumptions.
Tyra Banks, queen of the universe, traveled to Spanish Harlem on her show yesterday, found a struggling homo and, in a stroke of flamboyant idiocy, decided to induct him into ball culture. Because voguing cures all. Or, that's what Banks thinks. Good god, she's ridiculous. [Jezebel] |
» Insanity.
"A Seattle woman was stabbed Wednesday night for talking too loudly during America’s Next Top Model… Police arrived to find the victim lying on a couch with blood everywhere and clumps of hair missing." [MG] |
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Like so many courageous people before him, JC Chasez gathered his strength, put on a brave face and had a heart-to-heart with Tyra Banks. The girls had some small, publicist-approved talk about the singer's dance show, career history and the like, but things soon veered toward the queer when Banks brought up Chasez's former bandmate, Lance Bass. Like the self-proclaimed pro she is, Banks repeatedly presses Chasez on whether he suspected Bass like boys. Chasez is for more experienced, however, and rebuffs her efforts by saying he never likes to make presumptions. Well played! Having struck out on the gay angle, Banks then delves in Chasez's much gabbed about love life. He claims not to have a girlfriend at the moment, but makes sure to mention that he has had girlfriends. Yeah, so have we. Chasez goes on to say that he would potentially have a "partner" if he could get dragged out of "the studio". Indeed… |
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We're not exactly sure what Tyra Banks and Janet Jackson were discussing in the moments before this clip. And, quite frankly, we don't want to know… |
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Doomed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee recently sat down with model Tyra Banks. And, as you know, Banks felt obligated to bring up the gays, who all love her, and asked the Republican why he's such a hater. Huckabee insists he's not a homophobe, of course, he just doesn't find our queer "lifestyle" normal. |
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We can't watch the exchange until this Friday, but a very helpful Banks staffer sent over the transcript of Banks and the Huckster talking about the gays. Because, as Tyra declares, "I love the gays and the gays love me. And I know I cannot walk down the street here in New York City if I didn't press that issue and truly ask you that." Girl, you know it's true. So, what does Huckabee have to say for himself? Nothing new, really, except his language seems to be softer. We aren't the necrophiliacs we once were; we're just missing the mark:
Well, good. We're glad you "respect" that we don't think gay folk are freaks. That's very kind of you, Schmuckabee. Read the rest of the ladies' exchange, after the jump: |
» Dookie!
Is Tyra Banks a poopie pants? Sounds that way: "A group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because - ready? - Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC Fashion Week. Could it be that Tyra messed herself before?" We all know the answer to that question. [Mollygood via queenly Fabian Basade] |
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Entertainer Not Feeling Oprah's Political Rationale
The comedienne received such widespread press for her recent harangue against "Barak" Obama and Oprah, that she decided to take another stab at sociopolitical commentary. This time Barr takes on Oprah's apparent crime against Hillary Clinton: oprah winfrey has refused to do a show with the FIRST WOMAN candidate for President who has EVER won a primary election, in the history of the United States of America. Or, more likely, Oprah realized it would be disingenuous to (very publicly) endorse a candidate and then host a competitor. |
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• President Bill Clinton be tired of MLK. • Cuban commies considering queer unions. • You need new shoes. Let Refinery29 influence your decision. • Christian school didn't break law with lesbian student boot, says California judge. • Resurrected GOP icon and gay porn star Matt Sanchez may have lost his mind. Jeremy Hooper had an email exchange with him and it's pretty nonsensical. Sanchez seems to think "horndog" is a gay term of endearment. Because being horny's a good thing or because we all talk like overgrown boys? |
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Hillary and Tyra Have Girl Talk
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Will American Politics Ever Be The Same?
Hillary Clinton will appear on the Tyra Banks Show this Friday. Apparently she's in desperate need of the dumb tart vote. Of course Tyra asks the hard hitting questions, like what we're meant to call Bill if Hillary wins the White House. Hillary's response? "Here are some of the things that have been suggested, like ‘ First Mate.’ His Scottish friends say ‘First Laddy.’ But we need ideas…I’ll just keep calling him Bill.” Awwww, don't it just make you want to squeeze Clinton's cheeks? |
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At Home, That Is...
I’d go to work [on ‘The Tyra Banks Show’], and women would be crying in my arms…But then I’d go home and put my key in my door and … nothing. No friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I’m at work but so empty when I come home. No offense, Banks, but we're not surprised… |