Madame Tussauds Wax Museum opened its not-at-all-anticipated VIP room last night. Naturally they needed some show stoppers to help them out, so the famed wax museum unveiled its eerily inanimate Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera figures.

Tussauds' staff always impresses us with their some-what life like, fairly authentic look recreations. Unfortunately, they lost us with this Madonna. Either they made it about twenty-five years ago or they took it upon themselves to give Madge a little lift. They did, however, manage to capture that post-op pop allure.

The self-promoting "party" also featured Usher, Paris Hilton and some nice looking girls who lost their way to Hollywood and are thus forced to dance, socialize and schmooze with replicas of actual famous people, rather than the people themselves. Our hearts go out to you girls…

• Queers in Iowa are suing for the right to get married. If movies starring gay cowboys aren't making homeboy John Wayne roll in his grave like conservatives are claiming, this'll certainly do it. [Chicago Tribune]

• A judge's ruling could also give South Korea gay marriage, furthing pissing off their conservative neighbor to the North. [GCN]

• Usher pretty much guarentees us he will not make 2006's Straights: So Gay! category. [Groove Volt]

• Just when you thought fraternities couldn't get any gayer than they already are, they do. [Columbia Daily Tribune]

• Watch video of John Stewart reporting two weeks worth of gay news in just three minutes with The Daily Show's Gaywatch segment. All we want to know is how one goes about subscribing to Scrotum Lovers Quarterly. [Crooks & Liars]

Glenn C. Feron's celebrity client list is a who's who amongst R&B starlets and hip-hop performers. His magic has helped Beyonce, Toni Braxton, Usher, and Alicia Keys. Mr. Feron is not the hottest music producer out there. He is not the latest celebrity fashion designer. He is a photo retoucher. Beyonce's fat rolls, Alicia's acne, and Kelis' cellulite have all been erased thanks to Feron's artistry. And the before and after pictures of these and many other ladies can be found at his rather disturbing and utterly fascinating online gallery thanks to Fleshbot. It leaves us feeling good about ourselves and knowing that nobody, not even Beyonce, is perfect.